måndag 26 Maj 2008, 22:59
1. Screeching Weasel
reforming in 1996 and then not touring was a terrible idea. What a waste of all those great songs.
2. Against Me!
signing to Fat Wreck Chords was bad enough to begin with, but then you had to go and sign to Sire? And for what? So you can pay your rent and make a living doing the thing you love? How dare you call yourselves punks.
3. Andrew Jackson Jihad
can you write a song without using (or any variation of) an Am, C, G, F progression ? Goodness!
4. Defiance, Ohio
I hear that Ryan uses an electric bass now. Posers.
5. Chumbawamba
of all the majors you could've signed to… EMI? Really?
6. The Ergs!
No matter how hard you try, you'll never be able to top
Milo Goes to College. Or I Don't Want to Grow Up for that matter. Oh wait, that's right, you didn't write those.
8. Ghost Mice
given that anything and everything you've recorded has barely surpassed an half hour in length, it sure takes forever to record a new album.
9. The Gaslight Anthem
for a band that writes such great songs, you have a pretty terrible name.
10. The Briefs
I guess no one told you guys that punk is dead, huh?
11. Charlie Brown Gets a Valentine
it's just as well that you guys broke up. There are plenty of pop punk trios with dual vocalists to choose from, and being named after a comic strip character who couldn't even work up the courage to talk to a girl… well, that wasn't helping your case.
12. Bomb the Music Industry!
I could've sworn I had a bootleg in which you said that you guys could never, ever release an album in a physical format. What happened to that? Way to stick to your word there.
13. Descendents
it's your fault pop punk bands exist today.
14. Discount
didn't you guys form in Junior High? that sure explains a lot.
15. Born Against
violent revolution only makes way for a bad rep as a punk band.
16. The Lawrence Arms
you sure talk a lot of shit for a band who is signed to Fat Wreck Chords.
17. Lemuria
maybe if you didn't try so hard to be Discount, you could have some decent stuff. Also, Alex just sounds bored when he sings.
18. Paul Baribeau
if your guitar skills and singing were even half as good as your lyrical abilities, you'd be so much better.
19. Fake Problems
planning on signing to Sire anytime soon so you can "work with Butch Vig" too?
20. The Replacements
don't think I didn't see past the marketing ploy of naming your album Let It Be. Of course if you named it that, people will buy. If you really wanted to sell a lot of records, you might as well have just named all your albums after Beatles albums.
that was more difficult than I thought it'd be. It's hard to insult the music I love (well, the Weezer one was pretty easy).