lördag 11 Mar 2006, 14:43

iTunes, how does the world see me?
song: From East to West
comments: Well, I guess that's good. I like traveling… a lot…

iTunes, will I have a happy life?
song: Ceredwyn - Lady of the Flowers
comments: I will marry… a lady who likes flowers. Thanks.

iTunes, what do my friends think of me?
song: What's Going On
comments: Oh. That explains a lot, actually.

iTunes, do people secretly lust after me?
song: Why Don't You Get a Job
comments: shit. Okay, okay.

iTunes, how can I make myself happy?
song: Dead Cities
comments: "I had killed a man… a man who looked like me." I'll… uh… keep that in mind.

iTunes, what should I do with my life?
song: A Lifetime Remains
comments: Hmm… optimistic, anyway.

iTunes, why is there so much suffering in the world?
song: Piano Lessons
comments: That makes far more sense than it should.

iTunes, how can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
song: Facing East
comments: I'll… have to try that. Thanks.

iTunes, will I ever have children?
song: Heysatan
comments: If I'm to read that as English, I'm terrified.

iTunes, will I die happy?
song: Sober
comments: Well, I guess that's a good thing.

iTunes, what's some good advice for me?
song: Fade Away
comments: I don't like that advice.

iTunes, what is happiness?
song: My Secret Bliss
comments: Well then.

iTunes, what is my favorite fetish?
song: Stinkfist
comments: I can assure you that you're wrong… oh dear God.

iTunes, how will I be remembered?
song: Unfinished Business
comments: Dammit.