Crazy by Aerosmith:
That kinda lovin' makes me wanna pull down a shade!
Is there really any kind of lovin' that makes you want to pull down a shade? Wouldn't that ruin a moment?
Falling in Love (Is Hard on Your Knees) by Aerosmith:
Don't give me no lip, I've got enough of my own.
Really, Steven Tyler? You don't say.
Pink by Aerosmith:
Pink it's like red, but not quite.
I'm not sure if this is just being Captain Obvious, or sheer lyrical genius.
Shut Up and Dance by Aerosmith:
It's like getting head from a guillotine.
So, who…