måndag 7 Aug 2006, 19:39

I've written a song. It's all about Jason, for those of you who know him. J2 for those who are picky about it.
Here it is!:

Jason's Song

Hol, You!
Ya great big poo!
You've never made a basket,
You've never worn a shoe.
You've never been to Zanzibar
Or been to Timbuctoo.
You've never had a sex change,
You've never lived with mice.
You've never been a melon,
You've never grown rice.
You don't know Andy Peters,
You've never bought a boat.
You've never shot a lion,
Or even tamed a goat.
But one thing that you have done
Is make a royal stink
That time you did a jobby
In the bathroom sink.