Blogg → Pro-Golgotha Picnic

Golgotha Picnic is a pretty cool Spanish play by an Argentinian author, currently being shown in France.

I don't know about metaphors, satire and all of that emo-kid brain stuff, but genitals sound pretty sweet.

Christians don't like to admit they're also often into genitals, though. So they've started petitioning against this play, which makes me a sad Mexican.

So, if you support genitals, then I NEED YOU, TO TAKE ACTION!
Go here and copy-pasta the following content into the petition body text-area:

I support genitals, please use more tax payer money to show genitals.

To the French Ministry of Culture:

This fall, Golgotha Picnic, a cool show where genitals are shown, will be on stage in Paris and Toulouse. Actors go through multiple scenes of full and frontal nudity. A giant screen shows the genitals of the actors and actresses in detail. I think Jesus is in there at some point too, but that's irrelevant.

The Ministry of Culture finances the show, part of the Paris Autumn Festival, as an institutional partner.

Mr. Minister, I really like genitals! France is seen worldwide as the country of sexy. This show fits in with France pretty well, so I urge you to keep supporting it. I myself had never considered going to France until I found out about this play.

Thank you in advance for your consideration to this urgent petition.

Surely you'll get a lot of tourists due to this play -- mostly Danes and Belgians I guess. You know what that means, right? (It means more money!)Good luck you genital fighter, you.

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So you may safely disregard them all.
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