torsdag 17 Jul 2008, 4:34

Hey! Isn't this just funny?

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A genetic variation which evolved to protect people of African descent against malaria has now been shown to increase their susceptibility to HIV infection by up to 40 per cent, according to new research. Conversely, the same variation also appears to prolong survival of those infected with HIV by approximately two years.

Good luck, Africa! HA HA HA.

Discussing the findings, Professor Weiss said: "The big message here is that something that protected against malaria in the past is now leaving the host more susceptible to HIV".

Weiss rhymes with Weiß. Quite a fitting lastname indeed!

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HIV affects 25 million people in sub-Saharan Africa today, an HIV burden greater than any other region of the world. Around 90 per cent of people in Africa carry the genetic variation, meaning that it may be responsible for an estimated 11 per cent of the HIV burden there. The authors observe that sexual behaviour and other social factors do not fully explain the large discrepancy in HIV prevalence in populations around the world

CONTINENT IS CLOSED, DUE TO AIDS, MOVE ALONG.

Lolololol.

ALSO -

Geneticists now show that a Cro-Magnoid individual who lived in Southern Italy 28,000 years ago was a modern European, genetically as well as anatomically.

OK COOL, and after 28,000 years we still don't know how to properly shot web. I guess there weren't a lot of wikipedia contributors back in the paleolithic besides the classic obnoxious nerds (unlike myself, who am a non-obnoxious one).

Vulva.

Ahmad Suradji was a serial killer in Indonesia. Suradji, a cattle-breeder born in 1951, he was also known as Nasib Kelewang, or by his alias Datuk. He admitted to killing 42 girls and women over a period of 11 years. His victims ranged in age from 11 to 30, and were strangled with a cable after being buried up to their waists in the ground as part of a ritual.

Alright, now that guy knew how to party! …But all good things must come to an end.

Suradji was arrested on May 2, 1997, after bodies were discovered near his home on the outskirts of Medan, the capital of North Sumatra. He buried his victims in a sugarcane plantation near his home, with heads of the victims facing his house, which he believed would give him extra power.

I guess you can never have enough murder-victim heads facing your house to avoid gettin' caught :/, is that a hair?.

He told police that he had a dream in 1988 in which his father's ghost told him to kill 70 women and drink their saliva, so that he could become a mystic healer. As a sorcerer, women came to him for spiritual advice or on making themselves more beautiful or richer.

Well, EX-Q-ZE MOI. But I think this charming individual was making quite a social service here, a few women had to die so their saliva would empower a man to make all other women HOT AND RICH, isn't that awesome?.

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His three wives―all sisters―were also arrested for assisting in the murders and helping to hide the bodies. One of his wives, Tumini, was tried as his accomplice. The trial began on December 11, 1997, with a 363-page charge against him, and although Suradji maintained his innocence, he was found guilty on April 27, 1998 by a three-judge panel in Lubukpakam. He was sentenced to death by firing squad and executed on July 10, 2008

You shall be missed *tear*, you great, great man.

Mass incest.