New_Yorkment

YO WE THA MOST BRTUALEST BAND DIS SIDE OF THA EAST COAST YO! SIKK BRUTALIFICATION BLUNTDOWNZ, FOOL!

CHECK OUT OUR SIKK SLAMZ!

WE STARTED THIS BAND CUZ WE HERD WAKING THE CADAVER AND WANNA FUCKIN KILL LIKE THEY DO!! WE CRAVE ONLY THE SICKEST MOST PIT-RIFFING GUTTURAL GORE BANDS EVER AND DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THIS STUPID OLDSCHOOL BULLSHIT!! GIVE US GRAVITY BLASTS, BREAKDOWNZ, AND SLAMGORE ANY FUCKIN' DAY!!!

ARE PROMO CDR IS GONNA FUCK YOU ALL UP!! IT'S CALLED "UNGORGE INGOREGITY OF DISGORGEMENT" AND WE'LL BE GIVIN' 'EM OUT AT OUR SHOWZ SOON!!! WE'RE LOOKING FOR A SICK LABEL, NO PUSSY FAGGOT SHIT!! WE'LL BE ON TOUR SOON SO LOCK UP YOUR GIRLS OR WE'LL FUCK YA ALL UP!!!!! GET READY FOR THE ULTIMATE IN SICK SLAMZ AND GOREGRIND BRUTAL DEATH METAL THE WAY IT SHOULD ALWAYS FUCKIN' BE!! BITCH!
YO YA FUCKS , IT ALL STARTED IN 2006 WHEN WE HERD SOME SICK FUCKIN' SLAMZ FROM DA GODZ WAKIN THA CADAVAR N' DEVOURMENT!!! WE WERE LIK "WOAHHHHHH FUCK!! NOW THIS IS SOME HARD HITTIN' METAL!!" AND THAT'S WHEN WE REALLY GOT INTO THE SIKCA SIDE OF DEATH METAL!! WE BUSTED SOME CAPS IN SOME BITCHES ASS ANDGOT TO WORK ON ARE DEBUT DEMO

CALLED "THUGSLAM PUNCHGORE 4 LIFE' AND NOW WE READY TO TAKE THA FUCKIN' SCENE ON WITH ARE BRAND OF SICKPITT GOREDEATH SLAMZ N BLAST BEATZ !!!! SUM OF ARE INFLUENCES R: WAKING THE CADAVER(FUCKIN' GODS!!!!!), DEVOURMENT, SKINLESS, PUTRID PILE, ENTORTUREMENT, 420, INTERNAL BLEEDING, DYING FETUS, INGORGED INGORGITY OF INGORGEMENT, DISGORGED GORGED,

INGORGED BOWELGORGE, REGORGE, DISGORGE(CA), PISSGORGE, CUMGOREGE, THA BEATDOWN BRUTHAZ, FISTKUNT, CUMTWAT PISSCECTOMY, ANALVIOLATION OF CUNTAMINATION, AND OTHERZ!!!!!!!!!!!
WE HERE TO BRING REAL FUCKIN' SLAMMIN DEATHMETAL BACK TO THE SEEN AND HELP PUT AN END TO THIS FUCKING PUSSY OLDSCHOOL BORING SLOW FUCKING SHIT
DEATHMETAL!!!!1 WE SIKK OFTHESE OLD FARTS ALWAYS TALKIN' B'OUT SOME SHITTY FAGGOT MUSIC LIKE AUTOPSY, GRAVE, REPULSION...THESE BANDS MAKE DEATH METAL HAVE A GAY NAME!! IT'S ALL BOUT THE SICKIST FUCKIN' SLAMZ AND BEATDOWN RIFFS, SHIT THAT MAKES YA CUM ALL OVER YA BITCHE'S FACE AND MAKES YA WANNA SMASH YA HEAD IN ARE SICKPITT!!!!

SO STOP BEIN' PUSSYS N' GIT WIT OUR FUCKIN SICK THUGSLAM PUNGORE GROOVE BRUTAL WHORE BASHIN' DEATH FUCKIN' METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YA HERE????


ANY1 OF U SICKAZZ LABLES OUT THERE WANNA RELEEASE SOME FUCKIN BRUTAL NEW YORKMENT SHIT !??!?!? YO WE DOWN TO DO SOME FUCKIN ILL SHIT 4 UR BRUTAL SLAMMIN LABELS DUDE !!!!!!!!!!!

CUM SEE US PLAYIN LIVE IN BROOKLYN WIT ALL THA LOCAL BRUTAL MUFUCKAZ OUT THEREW !!!!!!!!!!! PEACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!