måndag 21 Jul 2014, 6:42

Life is exactly like a loaf of bread. At first, it tastes delectable and fresh, but after a while you only enjoy eating it after it's been toasted. Gradually, though, it gets staler and staler, becoming barely edible in the process. In the end it gets covered in mould but you have to keep on taking bites out of it, even though you gag and sometimes find yourself forced to spit pieces out again, because there isn't anything else to eat.