Another crime against society! Hyphenated names!
Hey lady! Pick a fucking name! Will you, please?
Pick a fucking name!
"Hi, I'm Emily Geracore-Fortesque!"
"Hi, I'm George Jerk-me-off-Fuck-you-too!"
We don't acquire personal dignity
by adding a name to your name!
Feminists think it's a radical act! It's not!
Castrating a guy in a parking lot with a
Coke bottle is a radical act!
Hyphenating a name is pretentious