Dream

Justin was playing guitar chords.. I was singing a tune and lyrics made up on the spot.

Because we're just that cool.

LYRICS:

I dreamt about you last night,
You were lookin' fine...as you held me tight.
You smelt good, you looked great
And you weren't a second late
For that date.. You were just so perfect.
But then you said that you loved me.
And you said it like you always do..
With that tone in your voice,
That tone that I just can't stand, can you?
And it drives me mad. It drives me mad.

So I ripped your balls out from your pants
And I shmushed them and squished them all over your face
You deserved it. You just said "Hey Baby why you doin' this to me?"
And I said "You said you loved me and I know that you don't!"
So you love me love me love me love me do ya?
You said you loved me and I wish you really did..
But that tone in your voice that you use just drives me mad and I can't stand it
and I'm gonna to go crazy one day..

But hey, it was just a dream..
Such a beautiful dream.
A dream where I did what I fuckin' wanted to for once!

You are so perfect in every other way..
Except for the things that you say.
And you.. you seem so high on me..
But you know what Babe? I'm not stupid I can study your fucking bullshit personality.

But, hey.. your teeth are so straight...
And you smell oh-so-great..
And you have the softest hands I've ever felt before..
But.. you... don't really mean the things you say,
No you, you don't, you don't care you don't care you don't you don't you don't you don't...

I ripped your balls out and smushed them in your face,
I put them on [as] jelly on a peanut butter sandwich
And you know what? It was good. It felt good. Oh-so-good.
But Babe I swear to you that if you really [meant] the things that you do say
Then I wouldn't be having such sadistic dreams about smushing your balls in your face every night

But hey Babe.. I don't like this no more..
No Hey Babe? Your not too honest with me...
But Babe. Your perfect in every other way. Just not this time!
I can't stand to look you in your eyes, with the twinkle when you say
I love you.. I love you. And I know it's not true.

Fuck you.