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Comedian/actor Brian Posehn will release his brand new stand-up album, Fart And Wiener Jokes, on April 27th via Relapse Records.

Fart And Wiener Jokes, the follow-up to his is Live In: Nerd Rage debut, was recorded at various live gigs across the US during 2009. The record will also include two musical tracks, “More Metal Than You” and a cover of the Kenny Rogers classic “The Gambler”. Posehn recorded these songs with the help of a number of “metal” all-stars including Scott Ian (Anthrax), Jamey Jasta (Hatebreed, Kingdom of Sorrow), Mark Morton (Lamb of God), John Tempesta (Exodus, The Cult), Russ Parrish (Steel Panther), and more. Fart And Wiener Jokes is set for an April 27th North American release date, May 3rd internationally, and is available for pre-order at this location.

Additionally, Posehn will be headlining club shows throughout the month of February. He is currently booked for multiple shows in Louisville, KY and Peoria, IL with a special one-off show in Flint, MI. Posehn will also co-headline the 2010 Relapse Records SXSW showcase along with metal legends Voivod on March 17th in Austin, TX. A listing of confirmed dates and cities can be found below.


Brian Posehn Headlining:

February 18 Louisville, KY The Louisville Improv
February 19 Louisville, KY The Louisville Improv
February 19 Louisville, KY The Louisville Improv
February 20 Louisville, KY The Louisville Improv
February 20 Louisville, KY The Louisville Improv
February 24 Flint, MI The Machine Shop
February 25 Peoria, IL The Jukebox Comedy Club
February 26 Peoria, IL The Jukebox Comedy Club
February 26 Peoria, IL The Jukebox Comedy Club
February 27 Peoria, IL The Jukebox Comedy Club
February 27 Peoria, IL The Jukebox Comedy Club
March 17 Austin, TX Red 7 (as part of the Relapse Records 2010 SXSW Showcase)

Apparently they're pretty famous.

AnthraxDeathABBAToolRight Said FredSoundgardenAlice in ChainsFaith No MorePeeping TomLady GaGaPuscifierNine Inch NailsPearl JamMad SeasonTemple of the DogEaglesCreedence Clearwater RevivalA Perfect CircleHelmetFrank ZappaMachine HeadLamb of GodRadioheadThe BeatlesMuseNirvanaScreaming TreesChris CornellMotörheadMegadethMetallicaPanteramc chrisFamily GuyLiving ColourGodsmackDisturbedKings of LeonRage Against the MachineSusan BoyleMastodonGojiraNapalm DeathFive Finger Death PunchCreedNickelback

You bet your sweet A-String!

Rules:

1. Put all your music in your playlist.
2. Put shuffling on.
3. Jump for 30 songs.
4. Paste the first two (I'm more giving) lines of each song.
5. Those who comment must guess the name and the artist of each song.
6. Googling or use of a search engine IS NOT ALLOWED under penalty of Cookie Monster rough sodomy.

1. Well, you've got me working so hard lately / Working my hands until they bleed
2. Are you gonna take me home tonight? / Ah down beside that red firelight
3. Now that I know that the right time has come / My prediction will surely be true
4. Welcome my son / Welcome to the machine <- this is going to be REALLY tough >.>
5. If i say i don't need anyone / I can say these things to you - Rocket Queen
6. "Let us be lovers we'll marry our fortunes together" / "I've got some real estate here in my bag"
7. Meine Sachen will ich pflegen / Den Rest in Schutt und Asche legen
8. She was silent trying to be / Like the girl who acted on the TV
9. Master of evil / Haunt your soul
10. The television's on but I'm walking through the yard / The house is fast alseep but I'm crying in my car
11. The day will come, you cannot run / White hot clouds fill the sky
12. The blade of my knife / Faced away from your heart - You're All I Need
13. Alright now!! / Won't you listen?
14. Bring the black box to the altar / Now raise your hands and do the sing
15. You remember, You remember me, yes, / I remember what we are, I remember only scars,
16. Lover: Got a feeling '21 / Is going to be a good year
17. You can always trust your inner feelings / 'cause they always tell the truth
18. Go on and wring my neck / Like when a rag gets wet, <- This is a cover, mind you!
19. Every time you think about it / It tears you up inside
20. What ever happened to Celtic Frost? / Is it true that they got lost
21. And the story ends / Insanity said coldly
22. Minefield is called the place I'm living in / Carefully watching each and every step I take
23. Naked in midwinter magic / Lies an angel in the snow - Sacrament Of Wilderness
24. The conscious man is dead / And I buried him <- I skipped over some intro text for this one!
25. All is gone / And my soul screams sorrow
26. Angels dancing with a mortal, a sin / A giant born within a woman's womb
27. Four shadows heading for the dark / Four shadows heading for the past
28. I got a name and number / I got my bed assigned
29. *Feel the funk blast* [x2] / FEEL THE FUNK BLAST! [x3] / Yo yo yo yo yo yo, check it out, yo yo yo..
30. When the sleigh is heavy / And the timber wolves are getting bold

Artists:

- King Diamond
- Nine Inch Nails
- Guns N' Roses
- Iron Maiden
- Pink Floyd
- Black Sabbath
- Fear Factory
- Alice Cooper
- Rage Against the Machine
- Death
- David Bowie
- Anthrax
- Mötley Crüe
- Depeche Mode
- Mercyful Fate
- Motörhead
- Rammstein
- Scorpions
- Disturbed
- Iced Earth
- Yes
- Blind Guardian
- Children of Bodom
- Stormtroopers of Death
- Nightwish
- Evergrey
- Mastodon
- The Who
- Queen
- Roger Waters

Have fun, kids, and whoever gets the most right receives a prize!






Disclaimer: the prize may or may not be utterly worthless...

I have endeavoured to learn some more about some of the artists who will be appearing at the Soundwave Festival this year, and so far I am loving what I'm hearing!

First of all, I already knew of Paramore who I got to see when I went to that festival in Tucson, Arizona, to see my favoute band of all time The Smashing Pumpkins. Well, Paramore are going to be at Soundwave too, and I am really looking forward to catching them again, this time in my home town/state/country!

Also, I've known of Sunny Day Real Estate for years now, and I was stunned to hear they are going to be playing the festival as well! Naturally I've heard of Faith No More and Jane's Addiction, two main drawcards for me. Anthrax are also going to be there, which to me is absolutely amazing and quite hilarious at the same time. I very much look forward to seeing those legends. :)

I just saw also that Jimmy Eat World are going to be there!! OMG! Yet more exciting-ness for me! And AFI are going too!

But I am looking to make the most of this day, so I have been investigating...

Firstly there is HIM, whose song Sleepwalking Past Hope has been put on relatively high rotation in my iTunes player (and on my iPod). When i say "relatively high", I mean that I intentionally seek the song out at least a few times a day instead of just enjoying the usual random play function). I also have a few of their other songs to get to know, and I am really liking what I am hearing of this so-called "love metal" band.

I also downloaded a bunch (a small bunch) of Alexisonfire songs, and immediately enjoyed what I heard of them. Likewise I got my hands on a few tracks by Enter Shikari, whose songs grabbed me with their weird and wonderful techno-punkesque ways. I have heard about Trivium from overseas friends for quite a few years (that is, I've heard them mentioned...not heard much of anything ABOUT them), and so got some of those songs too. I have yet to devote sufficient attention to these, but there's so much music, so little time!

Apparently My Chemical Romance are no longer coming along (Jimmy Eat World replace them), and to be honest the songs I listened to by these guys didn't particularly grab me, but as with most of the others I haven't given them sufficient attention yet to really be able to decide.

So in short, I am effing thrilled with this line-up, and I just hope none of the above cancel before the day rolls around!!

2004
Il mio primo anno di concerti. Ancora imberbe e convinto metallaro. Evento migliore i Metallica, e ai tempi mi piacevano pure gli Slipknot. Però i White Skull resteranno nella memoria e nel cuore come primo concerto.

White Skull (Motorock Fest, Cremona)
Metallica + Slipknot + Lostprophets (Stadio del Plebiscito, Padova)

2005
Primo festival, il Gods of Metal. Si inizia a fare sul serio. Prima volta a vedere gli Iron Maiden, nel tour di The Early Years.

DragonForce (Gods of Metal, Bologna)
Strapping Young Lad (Gods of Metal, Bologna)
Slayer (Gods of Metal, Bologna)
Iron Maiden (Gods of Metal, Bologna)
Labyrinth + Domine (Motorock Fest, Cremona)

2006
Secondo Gods of Metal, Evolution Festival e concerti vari. Iron Maiden per la seconda volta.

Necrodeath (Midian, Cremona)
Dream Theater (DatchForum, Milano)
Jon Oliva's Pain + Elvenking (Tempo Rock, Gualtieri)
Anthrax + Beyond Fear (Tempo Rock, Gualtieri)
U.D.O. + The Claymore (Motorock Fest, Cremona)
Iron Maiden 2x + Trivium + Lauren Harris(DatchForum, Milano)
Crucified Barbara (Gods of Metal, Milano)
Sonata Arctica (Gods of Metal, Milano)
Edguy (Gods of Metal, Milano)
Stratovarius (Gods of Metal, Milano)
Helloween (Gods of Metal, Milano)
Motorhead (Gods of Metal, Milano)
Whitesnake (Gods of Metal, Milano)
Dark Lunacy (Evolution Fest, Toscolano Maderno)
Labyrinth (Evolution Fest, Toscolano Maderno)
Death SS (Evolution Fest, Toscolano Maderno)
Korpiklaani (Evolution Fest, Toscolano Maderno)
Haggard (Evolution Fest, Toscolano Maderno)
Tristania (Evolution Fest, Toscolano Maderno)
Destruction (Evolution Fest, Toscolano Maderno)
Nile (Evolution Fest, Toscolano Maderno)
Dark Tranquillity (Evolution Fest, Toscolano Maderno)
Within Temptation (Evolution Fest, Toscolano Maderno)
Cradle of Filth (Evolution Fest, Toscolano Maderno)
Armored Saint (Evolution Fest, Toscolano Maderno)
Atheist (Evolution Fest, Toscolano Maderno)
Amon Amarth (Evolution Fest, Toscolano Maderno)
Moonspell (Evolution Fest, Toscolano Maderno)
Death Angel (Evolution Fest, Toscolano Maderno)
Saxon (Evolution Fest, Toscolano Maderno)
Blind Guardian + Astral Doors (Alcatraz, Milano)

2007
Un po' di tutto, Graspop Metal Meeting in Belgio. True metal al Play It Loud Festival.

Battle Ram (Play It Loud! Festival, Orzinuovi)
Battleroar (Play It Loud! Festival, Orzinuovi)
Ironsword (Play It Loud! Festival, Orzinuovi)
Paragon (Play It Loud! Festival, Orzinuovi)
Skanners (Play It Loud! Festival, Orzinuovi)
Blitzkrieg (Play It Loud! Festival, Orzinuovi)
Raven (Play It Loud! Festival, Orzinuovi)
Paul Gilbert (Fillmore, Cortemaggiore)
Iron Maiden 3x (Graspop Metal Meeting, Dessel, Belgium)
Slayer (Graspop Metal Meeting, Dessel, Belgium)
Ozzy Osbourne (Graspop Metal Meeting, Dessel, Belgium)
Aerosmith (Graspop Metal Meeting, Dessel, Belgium)
Children of Bodom (Graspop Metal Meeting, Dessel, Belgium)
Black Label Society (Graspop Metal Meeting, Dessel, Belgium)
Joe Satriani (Graspop Metal Meeting, Dessel, Belgium)
Chimaira (Graspop Metal Meeting, Dessel, Belgium)
Eluveitie (Graspop Metal Meeting, Dessel, Belgium)
Cynic (Graspop Metal Meeting, Dessel, Belgium)
Vader (Graspop Metal Meeting, Dessel, Belgium)
Atheist 2x (Graspop Metal Meeting, Dessel, Belgium)
Celtic Frost (Graspop Metal Meeting, Dessel, Belgium)
Heaven and Hell (Graspop Metal Meeting, Dessel, Belgium)
Korpiklaani 2x (Graspop Metal Meeting, Dessel, Belgium)
Blind Guardian 2x (Graspop Metal Meeting, Dessel, Belgium)
Moonsorrow (Graspop Metal Meeting, Dessel, Belgium)
Saxon 2x + Masterplan + Hellfueled (Live Club, Trezzo sull'Adda)
Behemoth + Kataklysm + Aborted + Lyfthrasyr (Rainbow Club, Milano)
Steve Vai (Idroscalo, Milano)
Sonata Arctica 2x + Epica + Ride the Sky (Alcatraz, Milano)

2008
L'anno più proficuo finora. Apice il concerto dei Coheed and Cambria al Rock the Week festival.

Berserker (Play It Loud! Festival, Orzinuovi)
Alltheniko (Play It Loud! Festival, Orzinuovi)
Elixir (Play It Loud! Festival, Orzinuovi)
Adramelch (Play It Loud! Festival, Orzinuovi)
Sabotage (Play It Loud! Festival, Orzinuovi)
Steel Assassin (Play It Loud! Festival, Orzinuovi)
Cloven Hoof (Play It Loud! Festival, Orzinuovi)
Helstar (Play It Loud! Festival, Orzinuovi)
Manilla Road (Play It Loud! Festival, Orzinuovi)
Rage + Edenbridge (Fillmore, Cortemaggiore)
Elio e le Storie Tese (Fillmore, Cortemaggiore)
Danny Cavanagh (Ittolittos Pub, Milano)
Death Angel 2x + Extrema + Demolition + Mercenary (Fillmore, Cortemaggiore)
Flogging Molly + Peppers (MusicDrome, Milano)
Primal Fear (Motorock Fest, Cremona)
Queensrÿche (Alcatraz, Milan)
Offlaga Disco Pax (Piazza del Duomo, Cremona)
ZOX (Estragon, Bologna)
The Blackout (Estragon, Bologna)
Anti-Flag (Estragon, Bologna)
Coheed and Cambria (Estragon, Bologna)
Apocalyptica (Gods of Metal, Bologna)
Iron Maiden 4x (Gods of Metal, Bologna)
Stormlord (Gods of Metal, Bologna)
Between the Buried and Me (Gods of Metal, Bologna)
The Dillinger Escape Plan (Gods of Metal, Bologna)
Testament (Gods of Metal, Bologna)
At the Gates (Gods of Metal, Bologna)
Meshuggah (Gods of Metal, Bologna)
Carcass (Gods of Metal, Bologna)
Slayer 3x (Gods of Metal, Bologna)
The Sorrow (Gods of Metal, Bologna)
Nightmare (Gods of Metal, Bologna)
Infernal Poetry (Gods of Metal, Bologna)
Fratello Metallo (Gods of Metal, Bologna,
Enslaved (Gods of Metal, Bologna)
Obituary (Gods of Metal, Bologna)
Morbid Angel (Gods of Metal, Bologna)
Yngwie Malmsteen (Gods of Metal, Bologna)
Iced Earth (Gods of Metal, Bologna)
Judas Priest (Gods of Metal, Bologna)
Wine Spirit (Dragon Beer Fest, S. Giorgio Piacentino)
Offlaga Disco Pax 2x + Le Luci Della Centrale Elettrica (Festa di Radio Onda d'Urto, Brescia)
Anathema + Demians (Rolling Stone, Milan)
Brutal Truth + Cripple Bastards (CSA Dordoni, Cremona)
Fire Trails (Rock of Ages Fest, Milano)
The Quireboys (Rock of Ages Fest, Milano)
Loaded (Rock of Ages Fest, Milano)
Extreme (Rock of Ages Fest, Milano)
Twisted Sister (Rock of Ages Fest, Milano)
Sonata Arctica +Vanishing Point + Pagan's Mind (Fillmore, Cortemaggiore)
Kip Winger (Midian, Cremona)
Haggard 2x + Remember Twlight (Fillmore, Cortemaggiore)

2009
Qua ormai si ascolta di tutto. Di metal ce n'è mooolto meno rispetto al passato.

Dark Lunacy 2x (Midian, Cremona)
Children of Bodom 2x + Cannibal Corpse + Diablo (Alcatraz, Milano)
Le Luci Della Centrale Elettrica 2x (Teatro Monteverdi, Cremona)
The Killers + Louis XIV (MediolanumForum, Milano)
Protest the Hero + The Human Abstract + The Chariot (Estragon, Bologna, )
Bloc Party + White Lies (Piazza Castello, Ferrara)
Sleepy Sun (Stone Hill Festival, Alterswil, Switzerland)
Portugal. The Man (Stone Hill Festival, Alterswil, Switzerland)
Bring Me the Horizon + A Day to Remember + August Burns Red (Magazzini Generali, Milano)
Portugal. The Man 2x + Poppy's portrait (Covo Club, Bologna)
Devendra Banhart (Magazzini Generali, Milano)

2010
Arctic Monkeys + Mystery Jets (Palasharp, Milano)

Se tutto va bene, nei prossimi mesi vedrò White Lies, Dance Gavin Dance, In Fear and Faith, Asking Alexandria, Dente ed Editors.

A
Absent for a Week 2005
the acting apes 2008
Adorned Brood 2008 X2
Amon Amarth 2007, 2009
Amorphis 2009
Antiflag 2006, 2009
Anthrax 2009
Apocalyptica 2006
Die Apokalyptischen Reiter 2007 X2
Arch Enemy 2008
Die Ärzte 2004, 2008, 2009
Asta Kask 2010
B
Bad Religion 2008
Backyard Babies 2009
The Ballroomstompers 2009
Beasty Boys 2007
Beatsteaks 2008 X2
Ben Bulben 2007
Black Messiah 2007 X2, 2008, 2009
Blitzkid 2007
Blood or Whiskey 2010
Bloodhoundgang 2009
Bloodlights 2008
The Bones 2009
The Bouncing Souls 2009
Bosse 2009
The Briggs 2004
Broilers 2008, 2009
Buccaniers 2008
C
Corvus Corax 2009
Cradle of Filth 2008
D
Danko Jones 2008
Dark Tranquility 2008
Debauchery 2007, 2008
Deichkind 2007, 2008, 2009
Disturbed 2008, 2009
Donots 2007
Dornenreich 2009
Dropkick Murphys 2005, 2007, 2008, 2010
Dufus 2009 X2
E
Eagles of Death Metal 2006, 2008, 2009
Eat the Gun 2009
The Editors 2007
Eluveitie 2007 X3, 2008 X2
Elvenking 2009
Elvis Jackson 2009
Ensiferum 2007, 2008 X3
Emscherkurve 77 2008
Equilibrium 2008, 2009
The Explosion 2005
F
Faith No More 2009
Fast Foot 2009
Fat Flanders 2008
Finntroll 2007
Flogging Molly 2004, 2005 X2, 2006, 2008 X2, 2009
Foo Fighters 2008
Peter Fox 2009
FRATELLIS 2008
Freulein wunder 2008
G
Gogol Bordello 2008, 2009
Good Clean Fun 2006
Kieran Goss 2006
Adam Green 2006
H
Die Hazels 2008 X2, 2009
HEALTH 2009
Die Heideroosjes 2003
Heidevolk 2007
The Hellacopters 2008 X2
Hellgore 2007
Helloween 2008
Helrunar 2007
The Hives 2006
Hollenthon 2008
The Horrors 2009
Hot Shots 2008
Human Instinct 2008
I
Ignite 2009
Incubus 2007
In Chasm 2007, 2008 X3
In Extremo 2007, 2009
In Flames 2008
In Veins 2005, 2008
J
J.B.O. 2009
Jack Slater 2009
Japanische Kampfhörspiele 2008
Jet 2007
Johnossi 2009
Juke Box Pussies 2009
Juliette and the Licks 2007
Jupiter Jones 2007
K
K.I.Z. 2009
KadavriK 2007, 2008 X3
Karamelo Santo 2009
Kataklysm 2008
Kings of Leon 2007
Korpiklaani 2007, 2008 X3
Kraftwerk 2009
Kreftich 2009 X2
Krikela 2009
Krypteria 2007
KUGELHAGEL 2009
L
Lagwagon 2006
Lampshade 2005
La Vela Puerca 2006, 2007
Le Corps Mince de Françoise 2009
Less Than Jake 2007, 2009
Long Distance Calling 2008
M
Mad Caddies 2006, 2007
Mad Igels 2009
Madsen 2007
The Mahones 2008, 2010
The Maladroits 2009
Jesse Malin 2008
Mando Diao 2005, 2006
Marilyn Manson 2007
Manu Chao 2006
Massendefekt 2009
Matt & Kim 2009
Maximo Park 2009
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes 2007, 2009
Mediengruppe Telekommander 2009
Messer Chups 2009
Metallica 2008
mia 2009
Millencolin 2005, 2008, 2009
Minjar 2007
Misfits 2004, 2009
Moby 2009
Monster Magnet 2008
Moonsorrow 2007 X2, 2008
Motorhead 2008
Motorjesus 2008
Mr Irish Bastard 2009
Muff Potter 2005, 2009
N
Napoleon Dynamite 2009
Neaera 2009
Night in Gales 2008
Nightwish 2008
No More Silence 2009
NOFX 2008
The (International) Noise Conspiracy 2009
NoRMAhl 2009
Norther 2008
No Use for a Name 2009
Nötigung 2009
O
The Offspring 2008
Opeth 2008, 2009
The Other 2009
P
Pain 2007
panteon rococo 2006, 2008
Mike Park 2006
Path of Golconda 2008
Pearl Jam 2007
Pennywise 2005
Pepper 2008
Jamy Clarks' Perfekt 2006, 2008
Peter Pan Speedrock 2009
Pictureplane 2009
The Pig Must Die 2009
The Pokes 2007
Powerwolf 2007, 2009
Primordial 2008
Psychopunch 2009
Q
Queens of the Stone Age 2007, 2008
R
The Raconteurs 2006
Rage 2009
Rage Against the Machine 2008
Randy 2005
Rantanplan 2009
Rasta Knast 2009 X2
Reel Big Fish 2009
Riotbeatshot 2005
Rise Against 2008
Rocketchief 2008
S
Sabaton 2008
Sacrasphemy 2007, 2008 X2
Schandmaul 2009
Sick of It All 2010
Sin Teth Nun 2009
Simple Strickts 2009
Six Feet Under 2008
Ska P 2009 X2
Skyclad 2007
Slave to Misery 2007, 2008 X2
Smoke Blow 2009
Social Distortion 2009
Sodom 2009
Sodomy Soldiers 2009
Sondaschule 2009 X2
The Sounds 2009 X2
The Streetdogs 2004
The Strokes 2006
Suburb of Hell 2007, 2008
Suburban Legends 2009
Subway to Sally 2008
The Subways 2008, 2009
Sugarplum Fairy 2009
SuidAkrA 2007, 2008
T
Talco 2009
Tatort Toilet 2009
Thronar 2007
The Total Overdrived Skunks 2009 X2
Die Toten Hosen 2008
Toy Dolls 2004, 2005, 2009
Trustgame 2005, 2008
Trustgod Simon 2009 X2
Turbo A.c's 2005
Turbostaat 2008
Turisas 2008 X3
Tyr 2008 X2
U
The Unseen 2005
V
van Canto 2007
Volbeat 2009
W
Within Temptation 2006
Without Wax 2008, 2009
Wolfchant 2007
Wretched 2009 X2
X
Y
Z

Some may not be artists that I particularly like but they are a MUST SEE!

And yes I know some of them are on 'hiatus' or have 'split up' but it in the music industry, anything is possible :)

AC/DC
Aerosmith
Anthrax
Black Sabbath
Children of Bodom
Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip
Disturbed
Dropkick Murphys
Godsmack
Iron Maiden
Lamb of God
The Libertines
Lily Allen
Madness
Marilyn Manson
Megadeth
Motörhead
Mouthwash
Murderdolls
Pantera
The Raconteurs
Stiff Little Fingers
Slayer
Stone Sour
System of a Down
Van Halen
Wednesday 13
The White Stripes

2008 :

Anthrax - We've Come For You All
Bon Iver - For Emma
Brendan Perry - Eye of the Hunter
Ulver - Shadows of the Sun

2009 :

Fever Ray - Fever Ray
Low - Things We Lost in the Fire
The Pains of Being Pure at Heart - The Pains of Being Pure at Heart
Slowdive - Souvlaki
Blonde Redhead - 23 + Misery Is a Butterfly