You wake up naked next to the person that posted above, what do you say?

 
  • Hey sorry, I'm not Silvio (Papa) Berlusconi!

    • Bayou16 sa...
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    • 21 feb 2011, 23:09
    I should shave you!

    • Gia0603 sa...
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    • 22 feb 2011, 04:00
    Nice feathers!

  • Aaaaand that's how I became gay.

  • Wow, hello pretty eyes, wanna grab some breakfast or should I bring it to you? :)

    I said I bet that you look good on the dancefloor...

    For listeners :
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  • too many colours at this time in the morning!

    *When I'm drunk i can be an arsehole*

    *But that don't mean I've got no class no*

    *Why can't we have something going on?*
  • what the child is that? but I like it!

    • Gia0603 sa...
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    • 24 feb 2011, 01:36
    There's a planet in my bed. I need to stop drinking.

  • Hey - you again??!!!

    • radoszny sa...
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    • 1 mar 2011, 12:47
    uh... what the shit? AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

    "I do hope you will not be disheartened by your sudden, violent death..."
    • Gia0603 sa...
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    • 10 mar 2011, 03:29
    Hi... did you have time to put all that product in your hair already?

    • Mython sa...
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    • 13 mar 2011, 22:25
    Wow, already level 18?

    • akm-sky sa...
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    • 15 mar 2011, 16:33

    emm

    hey do you remember what we've done last night bro?..

    i live for the internetz, give me one please by clicking the image (=
  • KTHXBAI!

  • Just how much Wyborowa did we drink?

    • spudzer sa...
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    • 28 mar 2011, 21:54
    That's the last time I'm drinking

    When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high.
  • nice outfit

  • How did I end up in Brazil?

    Stephen Malkmus. That is all. Oh and Billy Corgan.
  • Does this make me a pedo?

    • akm-sky sa...
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    • 13 maj 2011, 09:15

    okay...

    in soviet russia pony won't be a humanphil after that

    i live for the internetz, give me one please by clicking the image (=
    • panienka sa...
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    • 13 maj 2011, 21:35
    Oh, you look like my father. Please, call me "daughter" it's so thrilling!

    • Gia0603 sa...
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    • 15 maj 2011, 06:43
    I love gingers.

    • [Raderad användare] sa...
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    • 16 maj 2011, 06:36
    Since when am I a lesbian? Oh well, could be worse...

    • Gia0603 sa...
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    • 16 maj 2011, 07:15
    Holy shit, I slept with Jesus Christ?! Does this make me a groupie?

  • For the 3th time - You? - Again???

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