Humorous anti Religious music

 
  • Humorous anti Religious music

    Any good songs and/or bands that use humor as a means of getting an Anti Religious message across?

    • Waldheri sa...
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    • 30 dec 2011, 14:08



    So you're gonna live in paradise
    With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins

    So you're gonna live in paradise
    With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins
    So you're gonna sacrifice your life
    For a ride on a UFO
    And when the Lord comes down with his shimmering chariot of salvation
    You're gonna be the first to know

    And so if
    God was there from the very beginning
    He invented men and women
    Then He also invented wanking
    Then He said wanking was sinning
    So now if I'm feeling randy
    I'm not allowed a hand shandy
    But having sex with my family
    That is just fucking great
    It's all there in Ezekiel 8
    Just before he opens up His big pearly gates
    And says that it's a sin
    To take it up the date
    Even if it's great
    Even with your cowboy mate

    So you're gonna live in paradise
    With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins
    So you're gonna sacrifice your life
    For a shot at the greener grass
    And when the Lord comes down with his shiny rod of judgement
    He's gonna kick my heathen ass

    So if you
    Cover the bodies of your women
    Everybody is grinnin'
    Because black is so slimmin'
    Though it's not great for swimmin'
    But it gives you an erection
    With the increased sexual tension
    What with the UV protection
    That is second to none
    You'll find it all in the Koran
    Just next to the bit that justifies guns
    And says that it's a sin
    To take it up the bum
    Even if it's fun
    Even with permission from your mum

    So you're gonna live in paradise
    With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins
    So you're gonna sacrifice your life
    For a shot at eternity
    And when the Lord comes down and I haven't done my penance
    He's gonna disembowel me

    You say that
    If I
    Stumbled on a watch I'd assume it had a watchmaker
    That a muffin presupposes a baker
    So we must agree sooner or later
    That this proves there's a creator
    So if I put my foot in a stinker
    You'd assume the existence of a sphincter
    Thus you don't need to be a great thinker
    To conclude that God's a bum
    Which negates the words of Genesis 1
    Which make him out to be so much fun
    Until Adam succumbed
    To temptation
    And then his only son
    Got nailed to a gum
    Or the Middle Eastern equivalent
    Which suggest that God's omniscience
    Is nullified by his ambivalence
    Unless it turns out that he's impotent
    And if God can't get a boner
    I guess that explains the plethora
    Of huge erections in His honour
    Cos we all know a steeple is just a subconscious, compensatory manifestation of a huge, stiff penis
    And still He tell us that it's heinous
    To stick a penis up your anus
    Even if you're famous
    Even if you're good at tennis

    So you're gonna live in paradise
    With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins
    So you're gonna sacrifice your life
    For a ride on a UFO
    And when the Lord comes down with his big, stiff, slippery rod of judgement
    I'm gonna be the first to go
    He's gonna send me down below
    He's gonna whip me like a ho
    D'ya really think so?
    I'm gonna be the first to go

    Meshuggah: "A combination of the powerful and the avant-garde, the band is as visceral and imposing an act as you’ll ever see and hear, guitarists Fredrik Thordendal, Mårten Hagström, and bassist Dick Lövgren hammering out lurching, monolithic riffs as they headbang in robotic unison, vocalist Jens Kidman barking out surreal verses like a twisted drill sergeant while gesticulating like a puppet on strings. - Adrien Begrand (PopMatters)
    • bibrau sa...
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    • 11 jan 2012, 05:00
    ^ Ahahaha I love Tim Minchin!


    I'm actually not sure whether these guys are trying to be funny or not, but the song's just so hard to take seriously. :P



    jesus christ come here
    And you will be crucified again
    All the churches will burn,
    I have plenty of Nails

    I had enough of your weakness,
    Turn the other side and that stuff
    Why the Hell I must show if I am weak?
    I prefer Fight back and be proud.
    We take you to Golgatha
    And you suffer again
    This time you will leave here Ashamed,
    Torn and Ripped
    Piece by Piece

    THIS TIME YOU DON'T COME BACK!
    THIS TIME IS IT ALL OVER.

    • bibrau sa...
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    • 23 jan 2012, 21:37
    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcixH4yc4_w&feature=related[/youtube]

    More Tim. Praise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Jesus.


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    • Jekku666 sa...
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    • 14 apr 2013, 16:30
    Aeon - God Gives Head in Heaven should be mentioned too.

    "You pray to god every night when you are in bed
    You want your god to come and take your pain away
    Your Christian god will always say that he is your friend
    But I know for fact that all he wants is to give your head
    Join your faggot god
    Christian faggot race
    With open mouth he kneels
    Ready to give head
    God gives head in heaven
    God gives head in heaven
    He will swallow it all
    Your filthy Christian seed
    It ain't no big surprise
    This is how your god is like
    God gives head in heaven
    God gives head in heaven
    Forced to fuck your god
    He wants it up his ass
    Heaven is for faggots
    Christian paradise
    Now your god wants blood
    He takes you from behind
    Christian assholes bleed
    Holy paradise"

    Priceless. FUCKING priceless


    Without music, life would be a mistake. -Friedrich Nietzsche
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