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  • The first picture is hillarious..or not.No,I think it's scary,thank Odin/Zeus/Ahura Mazda that they are probably a few insane idiots."rebellious women".
    Also,racists make them sick,but also everyone else,so tha t makes them racists,thus they are sickened by themselves,so....

    I can’t think of any greater happiness than to be with you all the time, without interruption, endlessly, even though I feel that here in this world there’s no undisturbed place for our love, neither in the village nor anywhere else; and I dream of a grave, deep and narrow, where we could clasp each other in our arms as with clamps, and I would hide my face in you and you would hide your face in me, and nobody would ever see us any more.
  • Actually, three people have been arrested for wearing those shirts, and I think they're still made outside the UK. The nun is actually semi-naked and masturbating with the cross:



    They also have another one, 'Touched by Jesus, Fingered by God' which is about as bad. Probably more as well actually, Cradle have fucking hundreds of t-shirt designs. I believe one of their designs ended up not being made because workers at the t-shirt factory literally downed tools in disgust. Shows what happens if you get t-shirts made on a commercial scale, I suppose...


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    Redigerad av KharBevNor den 20 sep 2006, 21:16
  • Where do they sell these?:P

    I can’t think of any greater happiness than to be with you all the time, without interruption, endlessly, even though I feel that here in this world there’s no undisturbed place for our love, neither in the village nor anywhere else; and I dream of a grave, deep and narrow, where we could clasp each other in our arms as with clamps, and I would hide my face in you and you would hide your face in me, and nobody would ever see us any more.
  • Roadrunner online merch store probably.


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  • JESUS IS A CUNT!!!

    I got that shir 3 years ago at ozzfest... honestly haven't a clue what happened to it

    Who made Deceit, into the Ultimate Award?
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    • 24 sep 2006, 14:35
    Fuck_Bucket said:
    JESUS IS A CUNT!!!

    I got that shir 3 years ago at ozzfest... honestly haven't a clue what happened to it

    God smote it!

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  • if by "smote" you mean: Wacked off to the picture of the nun and his jizz made it dissapear... then yes, yes he did.

    Who made Deceit, into the Ultimate Award?
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    • 25 sep 2006, 09:22
    Landover Baptist Church

    This is probably old news. The site itself is a spoof, emails from outraged christians are not..

    There is a wonderful quote in one of the mails along the lines of, 'get an education and a bible'.
    Aren't the two mutually exclusive?

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    • 25 sep 2006, 10:19
    Must.resist.urge.ridicule.christians.

    It is fortunate that what is necessary, is easy to acquire and what is difficult to have, is not necessary - Epicurus.
    Whenever you get randomly killed, the simplest and most logical solution is that it was probably ninja - Occam's Katana.


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    • 27 sep 2006, 12:40
    Speaking of shirts, Just got the Impaled Nazarene - Smoke Crack & Worship Satan shirt, should go over well with my friend's christian roommate.

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    Black metal will continue; as long as Judeo-Christian ideals exist,
    so will the need to oppose them with art.

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  • \m/

    I need more offensively anti-christian shirts. Haven't really got anything except my 'Smell the stench of immortality' Slayer shirt.


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    • 29 sep 2006, 00:37
    Not overtly offensive, but I want to get a shirt printed with this on the front:



    and this on the back:


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    • 29 sep 2006, 01:20
    I have the shirt on top, but it would be killer if they made the shirt with the backlogo as well.

    Assailants propagate the schism
    Black metal will continue; as long as Judeo-Christian ideals exist,
    so will the need to oppose them with art.

    Death Metal Black Metal The Antichristian Phenomenon
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    • 30 sep 2006, 23:58
    so far i know the shirts of marduk are by far the most insulting one's christraping black metal and Fuck me jesus that is.
    http://www.dis-order.com/shop/item/Marduk/Fuck-me-jesus-(Size-XL)/Longsleeve/
    http://www.dis-order.com/shop/item/Marduk/Christraping-black-metal-(Size-XL)/Longsleeve/

    Redigerat av en raderad användare den 1 jan 2007, 09:48
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    • 3 okt 2006, 07:23
    cant be bothered looking to see if these have been posted in this group before, but they're pretty funny (cant remember what site i got them off)




























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    • 3 okt 2006, 10:24
    Excellent find.
    Some of these will no doubt be appearing on my profile page sometime soon.

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    • 3 okt 2006, 12:27
    i find this pretty funny too
    http://www.last.fm/group/Jesus%2Brocks%2521

    i really like how they have the 'satanic' hand signal with 'jesus rocks' underneith.. nice touch..

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    • 3 okt 2006, 14:08
    Those are the devil horns, just a hand signal that is mostly meant to mean Heavy Metal or something, not Satan.

    It is fortunate that what is necessary, is easy to acquire and what is difficult to have, is not necessary - Epicurus.
    Whenever you get randomly killed, the simplest and most logical solution is that it was probably ninja - Occam's Katana.


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    • 3 okt 2006, 14:35
    yeah, knew they were something to do with devil, just couldnt remember what the word was exactly..

    could be an error in translation, here i know people get told they're 'devil worshippers' here if they do that hand thingy, which is pathetic, but still kind of funny XP

  • It was originally just an offensive Greek hand guesture.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil_horns

    Or maybe Jesus is just a Texas fan.

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    • 4 okt 2006, 02:35
    About two years ago me and my brother were walking to a friend's house to watch his band practice (www.myspace.com/eveofshadow) and we were walking by this church on a Sunday and I just happended to have Venom's Long Sleeve "Black Metal" shirt with the three different pentagrams on the sleeves. When we were walking by two teenage girls noticed me inside the church and I happended to notice them and they got this O_O bug-eyed look going on, then I suddenly hear two windows slam shut and the blinds closed. Only thing I could say was "Christians are funny".

    A year ago I was at school when we had a minor gas leak and had to evacuate the building and we all had to go to a church that was near by and I just happended to be wearing an Iron Maiden shirt that said "Purgatory" on the back.

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    • 4 okt 2006, 02:43
    That is the sign language symbol for love not the devil horns, the devil horns have the thumb on tho two middle fingers so that the horns form 3 digits of 6, representing 666.

    For the slow:
    To see the 6, 6 and 6. Form the horns, look from the side of the thumb where the first 6 appears, look from the side of the pinky where the second six appears and lastly look towards your palm and you see the 3rd 6 with the butt of it formed out of the two middle fingers and the thumb and the neck, the side of the hand running to your elbow.

    Assailants propagate the schism
    Black metal will continue; as long as Judeo-Christian ideals exist,
    so will the need to oppose them with art.

    Death Metal Black Metal The Antichristian Phenomenon
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    • 4 okt 2006, 05:38
    Putrid_Being said:
    About two years ago me and my brother were walking to a friend's house to watch his band practice (www.myspace.com/eveofshadow) and we were walking by this church on a Sunday and I just happended to have Venom's Long Sleeve "Black Metal" shirt with the three different pentagrams on the sleeves. When we were walking by two teenage girls noticed me inside the church and I happended to notice them and they got this O_O bug-eyed look going on, then I suddenly hear two windows slam shut and the blinds closed. Only thing I could say was "Christians are funny".

    A year ago I was at school when we had a minor gas leak and had to evacuate the building and we all had to go to a church that was near by and I just happended to be wearing an Iron Maiden shirt that said "Purgatory" on the back.

    haha. i have a neat inverted cross pendant neck thing, i get a few funny looks for it, mostly by older people.

    also a couple of 'bug eyed' looks from people around the same age as me..

    saw one of my teachers from college today while i was out, as well. she didnt seem to notice the cross but she didnt seem to happy about the image on my top i'm wearing (cannibal corpse - eaten back to life)

    christian/soft people make me laugh..

  • -Reaper- said:
    That is the sign language symbol for love not the devil horns, the devil horns have the thumb on tho two middle fingers so that the horns form 3 digits of 6, representing 666.


    Noooo it isn't, its just a back view:


    ASL "I love you"


    Devil's Horns


    Wiki's image
    Back view of Corna, no thumb out, therefore not "I love you". If you read Wiki's article it says that.

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  • Lmao

    Im surprised no-one has attacked that guy

    "rebelious women" hahahahhaa

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