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Satrianism is the true Religion!


He shaved his head for your sins!

Who doesn't want to live in a world with just Satch as your holy man, he isn't called Saint Joe for nothing.

A lot of people are close, they felt the music, they heard his message, but they have no idea where to go, how to go on with this brilliant information.

This is the ultimate step you're taking, by joining Satrianism, you secure the future for yourself, your family and friends.

Imagine a world full of Satrianists, there would be no war or hunger... Only Joe and his music.

Try to spread the message, to those who are possible candidates for Joe's message, for his holy music!

By joining Satrianism you agree to be a full Satrianist! And with that it is your duty to spread Joe's music, his message, but only to those who are ready for his message.

Praise Joe



The 10 Satchy Commandments

ONE: 'You shall have no other non-guitar gods before Me.'

TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in the emo scene, or that is in the glitter pop scene, or that is in the boyband scene.'

THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the SATCH your God in vain.'

FOUR: 'Remember Satch birthday, to keep it holy.'

FIVE: 'Honor your father and your mother for giving you ears to listen to Satriani's holy music.'

SIX: 'You shall not murder (unless its in the name of Satch).'

SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery while listening to Satch music.'

EIGHT: 'You shall not steal other people's music (I'm looking at you COLDPLAY).'

NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor if he listens to Satch.'

TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's. UNLESS! they are no Satch fans, then you have free play my sons and daughters.

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