101 reasons why tool fans are the best ..

 
    • Arnona sa...
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    • 3 nov 2007, 19:12

    101 reasons why tool fans are the best ..

    Ok , ladies and gentlemen , i start ..
    1.They just are ,even without the other 100 reasons.
    2.As you all know we listen to tool .
    3.They have 48 chromosomes .
    4.Third eye.
    5.They dont care about what you think.
    6.They may have different and even paradoxical ideas.

  • Don't forget the conspiracy theories - fake tour buses, fake music album etc.!

    • juzifer sa...
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    • 4 nov 2007, 17:48
    7. tool fans have a fantastic sense of humor
    8. tool fans are very "tounge-in-cheeky"

    Ahw, listen to them, the childern of the night,
    what sweet music they make....
  • 9. despite all music being universal and subject to personal opinion - tool is better then everything else

    • Anorther sa...
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    • 13 nov 2007, 06:31
    10. Maynard loves beating up kids, and throw them around...



    So do we

    • juzifer sa...
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    • 13 nov 2007, 18:58
    11. Tool dont believe in god.. god believes in tool
    12. Ergo, he/she must believe in tool fans

    Ahw, listen to them, the childern of the night,
    what sweet music they make....
    • b-net sa...
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    • 14 nov 2007, 22:05
    13. I listen to them
    14. An endless supply of innuendo riddled lyrics to make shit jokes with

    • juzifer sa...
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    • 22 nov 2007, 15:40
    15. Maynard cares more about his vineyard than about his concerts.. and we, the pretantious fans love him still..
    16. and we love wine too(l)

    Ahw, listen to them, the childern of the night,
    what sweet music they make....
    • Arnona sa...
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    • 24 nov 2007, 23:08
    17.They have cool avatars,check out my avatar for instance

    • Arnona sa...
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    • 7 dec 2007, 22:07
    18. All male tool fans can have multiple orgasm all night

    • juzifer sa...
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    • 9 dec 2007, 12:06
    19. All femal tool fans can have multiple orgasm even during the day

    Ahw, listen to them, the childern of the night,
    what sweet music they make....
    • kimrazs sa...
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    • 9 dec 2007, 12:18
    20) all male tool fans look like brad pitt (except me, i'm hotter) and all female fans are hotter than the sun.

    21) we know than a man called bill hicks once roamed this world (r.i.p.)

    explain me one more time
    when they kill it's a crime
    when you kill it is justice.
    • Banghead sa...
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    • 9 dec 2007, 12:47
    22. Manowar listen to Tool. ;)

    • juzifer sa...
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    • 13 dec 2007, 16:57
    23. we consider 23 reasons as much as 101... thats real grandeur

    Ahw, listen to them, the childern of the night,
    what sweet music they make....
  • 24. Everyone listens to Chuck Norris, the Demigod on Earth. Chuck Norris listens to Tool.

    • Arnona sa...
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    • 21 dec 2007, 14:34
    25.they write really cool journals on last.fm

  • 26. We rule

    It's all about you, baby!
  • 27. THEY'RE AMUSING TO MAKE FUN OF

    • Arnona sa...
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    • 31 dec 2007, 14:31
    Of course they are, they're so cool that they let masses be happy

  • 28. tool fans hava a real good tast of music, not only that they are listening to tool, they understand music on a higher level

  • 29. Maynard sings about masturbating to the idea of anal sex (I know it is an APC song, but I think that we can't leave this one out).

  • 30. They continue reading and "interpreting" whatever Blair writes on his Tool "Newsletters", even though deep down they know the guy's just full of excrement and other quite similar substances...

  • ...a.k.a. if it doesn't make any sense, means just that..

    • juzifer sa...
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    • 17 jan 2008, 16:40

    already 31!!!

    31. tool makes your stomach more resistent.. so you dont have to puke when you ve drunk too much... i know that!

    Ahw, listen to them, the childern of the night,
    what sweet music they make....
  • 32 - Or when you smoke too much shit!

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