Procrastinators Unite!

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If you are here at this very moment, instead of writing that term paper or completing that task you were assigned five days ago…you are one of us. Feel free to join.



Procrastinators UNITE!:

For all those who put things off until the very last minute.

The Procrastinator's Creed

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.

8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.

12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.

13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.

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  • thekillingspree

    i was gonna something but I can't even be bothered to type anymore

    14 jul 21:47 Svara
  • abcaueII

    right here right now

    30 maj 02:40 Svara
  • Gauffre

    I'm here instead of completing that task I was assigned five days ago. Again.

    18 jun 2013 Svara
  • thekillingspree

    So comforting knowing that, applestuddel! Please upload pics of it elsewhere so we can all ignore them.

    23 jun 2012 Svara
  • applestuddel

    good news folks the dr. said only a small amount of poop got into my bloodstream. i smell like shit but i'll live

    10 jun 2012 Svara
  • applestuddel

    i waited on joining this group until i had to go take a dump real bad... like life or death serious

    10 jun 2012 Svara
  • kissesneverdie

    I'll join this group later.

    15 jan 2012 Svara
  • aaziraphale

    i mean i should really be studying ....

    4 jan 2012 Svara
  • HiJackXD

    I'll join this group later.

    25 okt 2011 Svara
  • SeveralPeople

    here's a link

    24 sep 2011 Svara
  • gorski_

    lol hey all, just found this by stumbleupon :D and tomorrow i have an term test lol

    30 aug 2011 Svara
  • newbewb

    I found this when I was at work and should have been writing a website, am I doing it right?

    24 aug 2011 Svara
  • jaxolotl

    Well... I'll join this group when I'm in the mood... but not now.

    28 jul 2011 Svara
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    22 jul 2011 Svara
  • SoapMagic

    I procrastinated on another Honors Biology project, and I got a 96 on it (like a boss). AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

    4 apr 2011 Svara
  • SoapMagic

    I procrastinated on an Honors Biology project, and I got a 100 on it (like a boss). AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

    23 mar 2011 Svara
  • thekillingspree

    I... Just can't be bothered with this right now.

    26 feb 2011 Svara
  • ADnow-r

    uniting is tiring.

    28 jan 2011 Svara
  • tideghost

    I used to think I was indecisive ... but now I'm not sure anymore.

    3 dec 2010 Svara
  • SeveralPeople

    I'm procrastinating whether i want to join this group or not

    28 nov 2010 Svara
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