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Skapad den: 4 jun 2006
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For all negative people over here.

• If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
• If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
• If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
• If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
• Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
• Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
• Every solution breeds new problems.
• Enough research will tend to support your theory.
• When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that: (1) the two cars are going in opposite directions, and (2) they will always meet at the bridge.
• Smile... tomorrow will be worse.
• Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
• You never run out of things that can go wrong.
• No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.
• If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.
• The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
• Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
• If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
• An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
• All's well that ends.

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