Sorry, I simply can't date you if...

 
    • [Raderad användare] sa...
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    • 26 apr 2012, 01:03
    If you require me to text or Facebook message you constantly.

  • XJ220RACER said:
    If you require me to text or Facebook message you constantly.

  • If you think reading books is silly.

    "Yes, 'Everybody's happy nowadays.' We begin giving the children that at five. But wouldn't you like to be free to be happy in some other way? In your own way, for example; not in everybody else's way."
    • Kennoth sa...
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    • 28 apr 2012, 23:40
    If you're a snob or spoiled.

    What breaks my pride, will break your skull. I bring the end, just like an Archangel.

  • mrsvalensi said:
    If you think reading books is silly.

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    • 29 apr 2012, 06:04
    unbirthday said:
    XJ220RACER said:
    If you require me to text or Facebook message you constantly.

    • Kennoth sa...
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    • 29 apr 2012, 13:23
    If you have a kid. Dealbreaker.

    What breaks my pride, will break your skull. I bring the end, just like an Archangel.

    • G_alan8 sa...
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    • 30 apr 2012, 00:36
    If you refuse to learn new things.

  • If you hide things from me.

  • Kennoth said:
    If you have a kid. Dealbreaker.

    Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
  • If you stop me from doing something important simply because you want me around and dedicate all my time to you.

    Oh that sacred substance I crave.
    It's just another privilege I wave.
  • If you're 10 years old.

    "Music expresses that which can not be said and on which it is impossible to be silent"

    - Victor Hugo
  • Sorry...no sorry about it, I simply can't date you if...

    You're a druggie or boozer.
    You can not be a gentleman, especially in public. (Although a wild streak in private is most desirable) ; )
    You have no integrity and are a degenerate.

    Has our Autumn died...Help me find you again
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    • 6 maj 2012, 12:41
    you are a girl who looks like a boy or a boy who looks like a girl
    you are all super nice in public but a bitch behind the scenes

  • you insult people for the music they listen to
    ...nobody cares about your irrelevant opinion

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    • Kennoth sa...
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    • 6 maj 2012, 18:03
    If your armpits, legs or your arms are hairy.

    If you're playing hard to get.

    What breaks my pride, will break your skull. I bring the end, just like an Archangel.

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    • 7 maj 2012, 01:11
    Kennoth said:
    If your armpits, legs or your arms are hairy.

    If you're playing hard to get.


    Yes, both of these for me too.

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  • Frozencheck said:
    If you're 10 years old.
    But 9 & 11 are A-OK??? Might have been easier to say 'underage'.

    “Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music”

    "You may not be interested in The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last FM Platinum Round Table, but The Ancient (Dis)Order of the Last FM Platinum Round Table is interested in you." - Leon Trotsky.
  • ProximityFuze said:
    Frozencheck said:
    If you're 10 years old.
    But 9 & 11 are A-OK??? Might have been easier to say 'underage'.

    "Underage" is a subjective term.

    /pedobear

  • If you need to be babied.

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  • If you like Justin Bieber.

    "Music expresses that which can not be said and on which it is impossible to be silent"

    - Victor Hugo
    • lawynd sa...
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    • 7 maj 2012, 17:21
    xShackled said:
    everyone under 16. Ish jailbait
    For you maybe, my cut-off is about 21 these days. ;)

    Official recorder of Schrödinger's Tampon.

    Quote of the moment - "They tried to get me to eat haggis but I couldn't stomach it."
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