You Are A...

 
  • I am a testy banister who likes to sew bisexuals.

  • Now I am a strange demon who likes to build lamps.

  • OMG

    I am a well-hung disco queen who likes to devour vaginas. =o


  • I'm a quaint bag of shit, who likes to gulp tigers

    Yeah, it's me.




  • How did they know?


  • I am a monstrous album who likes to locate toilets.

    (Well gee, it could've been worse)

    Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.

    -Alfred Hitchcock


  • How did they know about it?
    It was my secret.

    • RailgunX sa...
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    • 29 jan 2011, 19:53

  • i'm a boob-sucking manwhore who likes to stomp ears

    • [Raderad användare] sa...
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    • 29 jan 2011, 20:28
    I am a kind virgin who likes to bite rocks.

  • I am a boob-sucking crook who likes to spit at rapists.

    LMAO

    • rborlax sa...
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    • 30 jan 2011, 13:57
    im a zany boytoy who likes to devour dinosaurs

    • spdeluxe sa...
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    • 30 jan 2011, 23:01
    I am a gigantic giant who likes to touch gorillas.
    lol




    • [Raderad användare] sa...
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    • 30 jan 2011, 23:14
    kissesneverdie said:
    Now I am a strange demon who likes to build lamps.


    This is my favorite so far...

    c:

  • I am a Caged Lobster who likes to Whap Canada!

    Come at me, CANADA!

  • I'm a quiet giant who likes to wait for sperm

  • I'm a roasted dragon who likes to burn coke junkies

    We will find you in the carnage of battle. We will find your soul in the chaos. We will choose you. We will lead you to Valhalla. You are chosen, for We chose you. Welcome, to the Creed of Valkyries.
  • Now I'm a strange beast who likes to murder ice cream

    We will find you in the carnage of battle. We will find your soul in the chaos. We will choose you. We will lead you to Valhalla. You are chosen, for We chose you. Welcome, to the Creed of Valkyries.

    • ozz96 sa...
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    • 20 feb 2011, 20:10
    i'm a roasted bandit who likes to rape bisexuals

  • I'm a bright foot worshipper who likes to ride scarecrows

    But that's kind of contradictory since scarecrows have no feet...

    • steve__ sa...
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    • 5 mar 2011, 15:37
    I'm a tricky husky who likes to hold underwear.

    • [Raderad användare] sa...
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    • 5 mar 2011, 15:42
    Hmmm... I'm a stingy demon who likes to end the life of penises.

  • I'm a yellow grandmother who likes to burst demons.

    Explanation: I was a member of the Ghostbusters before I retired; now I'm doing it just for fun xD

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