The Never Ending Story!

 
  • had a spider in her hair which she thought was odd as it hadn't snowed in months. But then Balrog burst in through the door and told her...

  • that she needed to lose weight. this made her very

  • upset and she proceeded to make herself barf repeatedly while the Balrog stood over her saying...

  • how fat and disgusting she was and how no man would ever love her. he proved this by letting Prince Charming come along and point and laugh.

  • But then Pinocchio swung in from the grapevine of truth and told her the same, at which point his nose started to grow. This filled her with confidence again and she grabbed the Staff of Justice® and proceeded to...

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    • 9 jan 2012, 19:44
    ...add to her adventure the quest to look for the Spear of Destiny also. Unfortunately it had already been acquired from a shipwrecked submarine at the bottom of the ocean, by none other than...

  • Jack Dawson's corpse who had hidden depth within the wreckage of the Titanic on the other side of the ocean. It would take...

  • 500 eskimo years until Jack Dawson's corpse could be found. In which time...

  • several pirates came on snow white's face for research

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    • 12 jan 2012, 21:36
    in the very scientific field of "how much white can one girl actually handle" the study showed among other things that: how much "white" a girl can handle is proportional with sluttyness. and that japanese girls generally can handle three time as much "white" than any other races, this is of cause due to...

  • the fact the Japanese guys usually have small junk and so fail to satisfy the girl, which keeps her into it for much longer. Although there is that one video I have where she barfs it back up, which is kind of hot... but anyway, all Japanese people have a fear of...

  • Godzilla. Japanese food is his favorite. Just then, Godzilla came to help ejaculate on Snow White since he was in the area and they used to do this sort of thing back in college during the....

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    • 14 jan 2012, 08:58
    Lunchbreaks, because it was a nice supplement to some of the girls diets and also because it was a great way to...

  • stay in shape and keep the mind sharp. one day, many of the students decided to rape the

  • corpse of Heath Ledger. Surprisingly, he was still...

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    • 17 jan 2012, 11:46
    ... a virgin at the age of 19, because his mother threatened him with being kicked out of home if he ever made woohoo with a ...

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    • 17 jan 2012, 21:59
    girl, and that's how heath ledger got into gay sax. this matter because.....

  • there was lots of buttfucking residue found during the autopsy

  • from the time when he got buttfucked by Marlon Brando. This was relevant because...

  • it meant the story could be sold to all the tabloids for a lot more money than was initially expected. Rubbing his hands together the Coroner thought to himself

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    • 27 jan 2012, 19:33
    how amazing it was that no one noticed the stiffy. This meant he could...

  • play Battletoads with his penis. This has several advantages, such as...

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    • 1 feb 2012, 03:36
    the character only unlocked with penis-enabled gameplay. However, he was surprised to take off his sock and find...

  • 3 more dicks. he couldn't wait to tell his

  • daughter. Now he could fuck her in all 3 holes at the same time and use the other penis to alternate between the armpit and tits. But just then Hellboy strolled in and...

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