• My favorite new releases in 2014

    20 jan 2015, 04:42 av garynotrashcoug

    I wrote a rather extensive one for 2013 and I'm a bit late this time, but I'm still getting caught up with all the great music released in 2014. In the meantime, here are my top five so far:


    Goat - Commune: I've heard people say their debut World Music was better, but this was my first encounter with them and I was not disappointed. I've been on a "world psych" kick this past year and this album carries a heavyweight power that just took my breath away.



    Helms Alee - Sleepwalking Sailors: To call them a "power trio" would be an understatement. Sludge hardcore at it's finest. The twin female backing vocals offset the highly aggressive male lead vocals nicely.



    I Break Horses - Chiaroscuro: Just when you think you've heard it all from electronica.... and again, not their debut but my first introduction to them and it didn't fail to amaze me how fresh and original it sounded.



    The Men - Tomorrow's Hits: not everything needs to be groundbreaking or orignial or highly experimental. Sometimes, just putting together a really, really good rock n' roll record is enough. This is that record. Words can't really describe it and aren't really necessary. Great musicianship, great song writing.



    Thievery Corporation - Saudade: the long time bossa nova-influenced Thievery Corporation sets about recording a proper bossa nova album and does so with aplomb. This was inevitable, but I was still surprised and impressed.
  • Chtin Mara - Animus Animal Anima

    19 jan 2015, 02:41 av psenough


    enrmp365 - Chtin Mara - Animus Animal Anima

    Trilogy closure album by our Lithuanian tripstep artist Chtin Mara. Sickness drop overture.
    download link
  • My 2014 Year End List

    16 jan 2015, 05:43 av irishtim

    Wow, it's hard to believe it's that time again. Is it just me, or did this year just fly by in a blink. After compiling my list of albums I obtained and listened to, I'm convinced that this year was pretty bland as far as great albums go. There definitely are a few the were stellar, but with the exception of a select few, nothing absolutely blew me away. Enough chatter and on to the list.

    My 10 Favorite*
    *(in alphabetical order)



    Baptists - Bloodmines
    This album has gotten a lot of negative reviews and press complaining that it fell flat in comparison to their debut, Bushcraft. While I agree that this album doesn't come close to the brilliance that Bushcraft was, Bloodmines certainly does not suck. In fact, songs like Vistas, Festered, and Calling are some of my favorites that they've written to date. Nick Yacyshyn also continues to establish himself as one of the best drummers in the heavy music realm with his incredibly technical and speedy delivery.




    Every Time I Die - From Parts Unknown
    These guys have always been hit and miss with me. I loved Gutter Phenomenon, didn't like The Big Dirty as much; I loved New Junk Aesthetic, but didn't like Ex Lives. It seems like every other album lacked from the previous. By that thinking and reasoning, I should love this new one... and I do. The band also did themselves a favor by enlisting the services of the best producer in the metal scene, Kurt Ballou. The end result is a well produced, technically solid release that does not disappoint.




    Enabler - La Fin Absolute Du Monte
    Their release "All Hail The Void" narrowly missed my cut for the top ten in 2012. This year brought us their follow up full length. Although not as strong as their previous release, this 3-piece from Milwaukee sure knows how to melt faces with their blend of fast pissed off hardcore, punk, metal. Highly recommended for fans of bands such as Converge and All Pigs Must Die.




    Generation of Vipers - Coffin Wisdom
    This was probably my favorite release of 2014. This band fucking slays!!! If you're not familiar with these guys, they play an awesome mix of post-metal and sludge with riffs and rhythms that hit so hard, you'll be picking your teeth up off the floor. If you're into heavy music with growling vocals, chugging dark riffage, and pounding drum rhythms, do yourself a favor and get this album.




    Helms Alee - Sleepwalking Sailors
    This band has gotten better with every album in my opinion. Their debut Night Terrors was great, their follow up Weatherhead was even better and made my top ten in 2011. This year, the band releases their best album to date. Great heavy, sludgy song-writing with 3 part, male/female vocal harmonies. I've also said it before and I'll say it again, Hozoji Matheson-margullis is my favorite female drummer and she keeps getting better. She's got some serious chops on this album.




    Minus the Bear - Lost Loves
    I wasn't expecting this album to be this good let alone to crack the exclusive top ten. Don't get me wrong, I love me some MTB, but their last few releases have not lived up to the greatness of their earlier releases. Lost Loves brings back those elements of technical finger tapping and complex song-writing that hooked me in the first place. This album puts to the wayside the simplified and mainstreamed sound of the last few releases and returns the band to their earlier sound that put them on the map.




    Mursa - MRSA
    Here's my curveball in the top ten. This album was a gem of a find while cursing around on Bandcamp one day. This 3-piece band of youngsters from Portland, Oregon solidified their spot in the top ten with an album chalked full of crushing, heavy, sludgy goodness. Looking for that new metal band that no one has ever heard of? Than look no further than these guys. Check it out for yourself, you won't be letdown http://mursa.bandcamp.com




    Run With The Hunted - The Sieve and The Sand
    This was another random discovery while poking around on Bandcamp. Run With The Hunted play a blend of high energy, pissed off, chaotic, hardcore punk that would be a welcome sound in the toughest of mosh pits. I have a hard time not pumping my fists while listening to this album at an ungodly volume. This could easily be the soundtrack to a massive street brawl or neighborhood riot.




    Steaksauce Mustache - The Almighty Aardvoctomalark!
    After years of playing shows, and numerous line-up changes, my hometown Grants Pass, Oregon's own Steaksauce Mustache finally released their debut full length album via Bandcamp. This album is highly recommended for any fans of early The Dillinger Escape Plan, Norma Jean, The Chariot, and Arsonists Get All The Girls. Check it our for yourself, name your price @ http://steaksaucemustache.bandcamp.com/releases




    United Nations - The Next Four Years
    It was a long 4 year wait since their epic EP Never Mind the Bombings, Here's Your Six Figures, but it was well worth the wait. This supergroup featuring members of Thursday, The Number Twelve Looks Like You, Pianos Become the Teeth, and one of my favorite drummers Ben Koller of Converge, Mutoid Man & All Pigs Must Die to name a few, delivers an all out assault on their second full length album. I can only hope it won't take another 4 long years before we'll from this awesome band again.

    Other Greats*
    *(Not quite top ten)



    ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead - IX
    Not my favorite album of theirs, but really good nonetheless. these guys really can't do no wrong in my book.



    Audrey Fall - Mitau
    Really great , , album from this 4-piece band from Latvia.



    Barrows - Red Giant
    This Los Angeles , , caught my attention with their 2011 release, Imprecari Island. This release is just as memorable. Check out for yourself, both releases are name your price @ https://barrowstheband.bandcamp.com



    Dirt Cannon - Tough Love
    Superb , album from a band obviously heavily influenced by bands such as Every Time I Die, He Is Legend and Cancer Bats. Regardless, I really enjoyed this one.



    Ire Wolves - The Ascetic
    Very solid debut from this 3-piece band from Duluth, MN. Recommended for fans of Isis, Cult of Luna or Mouth of the Architect. Find out, name your price, here http://irewolves.bandcamp.com/releases



    Jack And The Bearded Fisherman - Minor Noise
    Don't let their kinda foolish name deter you. This French , band narrowly escaped my top ten in 2011 with their Places To Hide album. They did the same thing in 2014 with this release too.



    Kerretta - Pirohia
    I've love everything this , band has released to date, and this album is no exception.



    La Mar - Tides
    Great , , band from Caracas, Venezuela. I listened to this one a lot.



    Mastodon - Once More 'Round the Sun
    I believe that I mentioned it before that I've came to terms with the fact that gone are the days of the Remission/Leviathan era Mastodon and that they've molded their sound into something different. With that said, I do love me some Mastodon. This album is catchy as hell and it grew on me quite a bit.



    Minerva Superduty - Minerva Superduty
    Anyone who knows me and my musical taste knows that I'm a sucker for a great instrumental band. This was probably my favorite album without vocals in 2014. I couldn't get enough of it. Not to mention they made it a name your price @ http://minervasuperduty.bandcamp.com



    Nero Di Marte - Derivae
    Awesome technical album from this 4-piece band hailing from Bologna, Italy. Recommended for fans of Gojira, Neurosis, and Tool.



    Oceanic - Origin
    When this , , band from Halifax, Nova Scotia locks into one of their many complex and off-time rhythms, it gives me goosebumps. Very solid debut album.


    Good, not great*
    *worth mentioning

    Akela -Akela (Hardcore, Post-Metal)

    Alaskan - Despair, Erosion, Loss (Post-Metal, Sludge)

    Alinda - Comets' Tails (Post-Rock)

    Allochiria - Omonoia (Post-Metal)

    Aminals - Dead Air (Hardcore)

    Amniac - Infinite (Sludge)

    Amouth - Awaken (Post-Metal)

    Antethic - Origin (Instrumental, Post-Rock)

    Appollonia - Dull Parade (Post-Hardcore, Post-Metal, Alt Metal)

    As We Draw - Mirages (Post-Metal, Hardcore)

    Astralia - Atlas (Instrumental Rock)

    Attic - Seasons (Hardcore, Death Metal, Progressive)

    Bear the Mammoth - Yamadori (Post-Rock)

    Becoming The Lion - Automa (Instrumental Rock)

    Beware of Safety - Lotusville (Instrumental, Post-Rock)

    Bird Eater - Dead Mothers Make The Sun Set (Chaotic Hardcore, Sludge)

    Body Hound - Rhombus Now (Progressive, Math, Instrumental Rock)

    Brontide - Artery (Post-Hardcore)

    Carne - Ville Morgue (Noise Rock, Post-Hardcore, Sludge)

    Challenger Deep - Irreversible (Post-Metal)

    Clover - Vultures (Hardcore)

    Cold Blue Mountain - Old Blood (Post-Metal)

    Comrades - Safekeeper (Instrumental Rock)

    Cotidal - Lunar Day (Post-Metal)

    Deaf Eyes - Deaf Eyes (Instrumental Metal)

    Direwolves - Aegri Somnia (Hardcore)

    Earthship - Withered (Sludge, Post-Metal)

    Echoes and Signals - V (Instrumental Rock)

    Escapethecult - All You Want To (Progressive Rock)

    Exalt - Pale Light - (Hardcore)

    Father Figure - Heavy Meddlers (Progressive, Jazz, Instrumental)

    Giza - I Am The Ocean, I Am The Sea (Instrumental, Sludge, Stoner)

    Gunfight Fever - Gunfight Fever (Instrumental Metal)

    Gust - Gust (Hardcore)

    HawkMoth - Calamitas (Instrumental, Post-Metal)

    Herod - They Were None (Post-Metal, Sludge)

    Huldra - Black Tides (Post-Metal, Sludge)

    Ilenkus - The Crossing (Hardcore)

    Ilydaen - The Crossing (Instrumental, Post-Rock)

    In The Presence of Wolves - Thalassas (Progressive, Post-Hardcore)

    Jakob - Sines (Post-Rock)

    Key of Solomon - Exile (Progressive, Instrumental Metal)

    LANDS - Misanthropy (Post-Metal)

    Lost in the Riots - Move On, Make Trails (Instrumental Rock)

    Mantar - Death By Burning (Post-Metal, Sludge)

    marasme - De Ilums I Ombres (Post-Hardcore, Hardcore)

    The Mercury Tree - Countenance (Progressive, Indie Rock)

    Moanaa - Descent (Post-Metal, Sludge)

    Mongrels - Gnawed Bones (Hardcore)

    MOUTHEATER - Passing Key (Noise Rock)

    N.Tesla - Lux Manifesto (Post-Metal, Sludge)

    Old Man Gloom - Ape Of God (Post-Metal, Sludge)

    Pet Slimmers of the Year - Fragments Of Uniforms (Instrumental Rock)

    Redwood Hill - Collider (Sludge)

    The Return South - The Return South (Instrumental Rock)

    Ritual Mess - Vile Art (Noise Rock)

    Rodha - Welter Through The Ashes (Post-Metal, Sludge)

    The Samuel Jackson Five - Seasons In The Hum (Instrumental, Post-Rock)

    Save Us From Archon - Thereafter (Math, Instrumental Rock)

    Show Me A Dinosaur - Dust (Instrumental, Post-Rock)

    Slugdge - Gastronomicon (Hardcore, Sludge)

    Sora Shima - You Are Surrounded (Post-Rock)

    Telepathy - 12 Areas (Instrumental Metal)

    Terraforma - Creatures (Instrumental Rock)

    Terronaut - (Instrumental Rock, Post-Metal)

    These Are My Tombs - Morphosis (Instrumental, Post-Rock)

    Torrential Downpour - Truth Knowledge Vision (Hardcore)

    TotorRo - Home Alone (Instrumental Rock)

    Trade in a Temple - Obsession (Instrumental Metal)

    Trudger - Dormiveglia (Hardcore, Sludge)

    Tsima - Shatter (Post-Metal)

    Watered - Some Are Born Into The Endless Night (Instrumental Rock)

    Yarn Of Norna - Ronové (Post-Metal)

    Yoma - Approaching Silence (Post-Metal)

    Biggest Disappointments



    Giant Squid - Minoans
    I've really enjoyed everything this band had released up to this point. This album fell flat to their previous work. I found it kind of boring and uninventive for their standards.


    He Is Legend - Heavy Fruit
    This makes me really sad that I have to put this one in the disappointment list. I just could not get into this one at all. After about song 4, it just drags and never picks back up to the intensity that they're know for.


    Maybeshewill - Fair Youth
    A big letdown of a release from one of my favorite cinematic instrumental rock bands. Nothing really grabbed me enough to stay interested in this album.


    This Will Destroy You - Another Language
    For a little time there, I though this band would battle Explosions In The Sky for the throne of best instrumental and climactic band. But, in my opinion, this band peaked with their debut EP, Young Mountain. Every album since then has gotten less and less interesting.


    Young and in the Way - When Life Comes To Death
    I was really hoping they would have built on the momentum from their last 3 releases. But this one feels a step in the opposite direction to me.


    Well I think that about wraps it up for 2014. It may seem like I listened to a ton of albums (which I did) but as you might notice, I didn't really have that much to say about the majority of them. All in all, I think this was a pretty down year as a whole as far as great albums goes. It was actually fairly difficult determining my favorite ten.

    As always, your comments, suggestions, two cents, and hate mail is more than welcome. If you feel I missed the mark on something, for sure let me know. It won't hurt my feelings.
  • My top 15 albums and top 10 tracks of 2014

    4 jan 2015, 02:29 av BruceMcD2020

    Hi, friends!

    My favorite function of last.fm is that it allows me to comprehensively tabulate my charts at the end of (or rather, beginning of) each year. Here are my top 15 albums by 2014 play count, along with my top 10 tracks (actually, there are fourteen because of several ties).

    How much crossover did I have with your charts last year? As always, I'd love to know your thoughts, so please share them in the comments section!

    You can check out the rundown of my top forty most-listened artists (and thoughts on each) over at my group's message board.

    A couple of random thoughts:

    - I think this is the first year I've had a father and daughter in my top albums list (Johnny and Rosanne Cash)

    - I think it's an interesting coincidence that my top four albums all had black & white cover art.

    Top Albums of 2014 (by play count)

    1. The MenzingersRented World

    2. Against Me!Transgender Dysphoria Blues

    3. Cloud NothingsHere and Nowhere Else

    4. Johnny CashOut Among The Stars

    5. The Lawrence ArmsMetropole

    6. La DisputeRooms of the House

    7. The BothThe Both

    8. PixiesIndie Cindy

    9. MorrisseyWorld Peace Is None of Your Business

    10. Rosanne CashThe River & The Thread

    11. Willie NelsonOne Hell Of A Ride

    12. BernhoftIslander

    13. Sharon Jones and the Dap-KingsGive The People What They Want

    14. Frank TurnerEngland Keep My Bones

    15. Bad ReligionStranger Than Fiction

    Top Tracks of 2014 (by play count)

    1. Cloud Nothings – “I'm Not Part Of Me

    2. The Menzingers – “I Don't Wanna Be An Asshole Anymore

    3. Pixies – “Greens and Blues

    4. Against Me! – “Transgender Dysphoria Blues

    5. La Dispute – “Objects in Space

    6. Against Me! – “Dead Friend,” Against Me! – “Paralytic States

    7. Bad Cop/Bad Cop – “My Life

    8. The Lawrence Arms – “You Are Here,”, Lykke Li – “No Rest for the Wicked

    9. Cloud Nothings – “Psychic Trauma,”

    10. Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings – “Stranger to My Happiness,” Cloud Nothings – “Now Hear In,” Johnny Cash – “She Used to Love Me a Lot

    Happy listening in 2015!
  • "Post your Ctrl+V" game //ALL PUBLIC OPEN//

    29 dec 2014, 22:53 av Luky7

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  • Best of 2014

    28 dec 2014, 01:14 av Carali

    Top 10 Albums:
    1. Lana Del Rey - Ultraviolence
    2. Taylor Swift - 1989
    3. Ryan Adams - Ryan Adams
    4. U2 - Songs of Innocence
    5. Charli XCX - SUCKER
    6. Beck - Morning Phase
    7. Lykke Li - I Never Learn
    8. Miranda Lambert - Platinum
    9. Jenny Lewis - The Voyager
    10. Ed Sheeran - x

    Top 100 Tracks:
    1. Jenny Lewis - Just One of the Guys
    2. Taylor Swift - Blank Space
    3. Ed Sheeran - Don't
    4. Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass
    5. Sia - Chandelier
    6. Kacey Musgraves - Follow Your Arrow
    7. Hozier - Take Me to Church
    8. Lana Del Rey - West Coast
    9. Ella Henderson - Ghost
    10. Ryan Adams - Gimme Something Good
    11. Lykke Li - Love Me Like I'm Not Made of Stone
    12. Sam Smith - Stay with Me
    13. Echosmith - Cool Kids
    14. Jessie J, Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj - Bang Bang
    15. Taylor Swift - Shake It Off
    16. Paramore - Ain't It Fun
    17. Nico & Vinz - Am I Wrong
    18. Lana Del Rey - Brooklyn Baby
    19. Little Big Town - Day Drinking
    20. Nick Jonas - Jealous
    21. Charli XCX - Boom Clap
    22. Miranda Lambert - Smokin' and Drinkin' (feat. Little Big Town)
    23. Ed Sheeran - Thinking Out Loud
    24. The Black Keys - Gotta Get Away
    25. U2 - Every Breaking Wave
    26. Imogen Heap - You Know Where to Find Me
    27. Christina Perri - Human
    28. OneRepublic - Counting Stars
    29. Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Young Blood
    30. Lana Del Rey - Shades of Cool
    31. Beck - Blue Moon
    32. Gabrielle Aplin - Please Don't Say You Love Me
    33. Justin Timberlake - Not a Bad Thing
    34. First Aid Kit - My Silver Lining
    35. Pentatonix & Lindsey Stirling - Radioactive
    36. Disclosure - Latch (featuring Sam Smith)
    37. Little Mix - Salute
    38. Calvin Harris - Blame (feat. John Newman)
    39. Magic! - Rude
    40. DJ Snake & Lil Jon - Turn Down for What
    41. Iggy Azalea - Fancy (feat. Charli XCX)
    42. Ella Henderson - Glow
    43. Fall Out Boy - Centuries
    44. Charli XCX - Break the Rules
    45. Melanie Martinez - Dollhouse
    46. Paloma Faith - Only Love Can Hurt Like This
    47. Iggy Azalea - Black Widow (feat. Rita Ora)
    48. Maroon 5 - Animals
    49. Ed Sheeran - Sing
    50. Fall Out Boy - Centuries
    51. Aretha Franklin - Rolling in the Deep (The Aretha version)
    52. Miranda Lambert - Automatic
    53. Kenny Chesney - American Kids
    54. Lorde - Yellow Flicker Beat (From The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Pt. 1)
    55. Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk (feat. Bruno Mars)
    56. Angie Miller - Lost In The Sound
    57. La Roux - Let Me Down Gently
    58. MisterWives - Reflections
    59. Tove Lo - Habits (Stay High)
    60. Colbie Caillat - Try
    61. Little Boots - Taste It
    62. Pixie Lott - Lay Me Down
    63. The Black Keys - Turn Blue
    64. American Authors - Best Day of My Life
    65. Jake Owen - Beachin'
    66. Rita Ora - I Will Never Let You Down
    67. Melanie Martinez - Carousel
    68. Maddie & Tae - Girl In A Country Song
    69. Ariana Grande - Problem (feat. Iggy Azalea)
    70. Imagine Dragons - I Bet My Life
    71. Cher Lloyd - Sirens
    72. Lykke Li - No Rest for the Wicked
    73. Meghan Trainor - Lips Are Moving
    74. Lily Allen - Air Balloon
    75. Elizaveta - Hero
    76. Pixie Lott - Nasty
    77. OneRepublic - Love Runs Out
    78. Imagine Dragons - Warriors
    79. Lady Antebellum - Bartender
    80. Ariana Grande & The Weeknd - Love Me Harder
    81. Aloe Blacc - The Man
    82. Kongos - Come With Me Now
    83. John Legend - All of Me
    84. Maroon 5 - Maps
    85. Rixton - Me and My Broken Heart
    86. Shakira feat. Blake Shelton - Medicine
    87. Within Temptation - Paradise (What About Us?) [feat. Tarja]
    88. The Fray - Love Don't Die
    89. Amy Lee - Push the Button
    90. Haley & Michaels - Just Another Love Song (feat. Richie MC Donald)
    91. Sarah McLachlan - In Your Shoes
    92. Michael Jackson - Love Never Felt So Good (Feat Justin timberlake)
    93. Johnny Cash - Baby Ride Easy (With June Carter Cash)
    94. Miranda Lambert - Somethin' Bad (with Carrie Underwood)
    95. Jacquie Lee - Broken Ones
    96. Carrie Underwood - Something in the Water
    97. "Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes
    98. Coldplay - Magic
    99. Mary Lambert - Secrets
    100. Dierks Bentley - Drunk On A Plane
  • M-PeX - ODÝSSEIA

    22 dec 2014, 14:11 av psenough


    enrmp364 - M-PeX - ODYSSEIA

    Latest album by M-PeX, his 5th on Enough Records is a double album. It draws it's inspirations from two odysseys: Homero's and Kubrik's. The first cd, sub-titled "Prologus" is entirely acoustic, with M-PeX on the Portuguese guitar and André Coelho on double bass. The second cd is titled "Epilogus", adding electronic elements to the sounds and featuring additional guest artist DJ X-Acto providing some additional electronics and scratch sounds. Artwork by Marco Madruga.

    download link
  • Playlist: Most Played Tracks on "Steven's Untitled Rock Show"

    21 dec 2014, 17:31 av BruceMcD2020

    Ten years ago, on 12/20/14, the first episode of "Steven's Untitled Rock Show" debuted on Fuse.

    I wrote and produced the first 350 episodes, and kept detailed records while at the helm.

    To celebrate the anniversary, I pulled my files and created a Spotify playlist featuring every single song that we played at least ten times during my tenture, in descending order from our most-played track: I'm Not Okay (I Promise) by My Chemical Romance (with 36 appearances).

    I hope you'll check out the full list: http://spoti.fi/1xyznoT

    All told, it includes 123 songs, runs 7.5 hours, and features 76 artists, listed alphabetically below the link.

    http://spoti.fi/1xyznoT

    A Static Lullaby
    The Academy Is...
    AFI
    Against Me!
    Aiden
    Alkaline Trio
    The All-American Rejects
    Angels & Airwaves
    Anti-Flag
    Armor for Sleep
    Atreyu
    At the Drive-In
    Avenged Sevenfold
    blink-182
    Brand New
    The Bronx
    Bullet for My Valentine
    Cartel
    Circa Survive
    Coheed and Cambria
    Copeland
    Dropkick Murphys
    Emanuel
    The Explosion
    Fall Out Boy
    Finch
    The Format
    From Autumn To Ashes
    From First to Last
    Funeral for a Friend
    Green Day
    Gym Class Heroes
    Hawthorne Heights
    Head Automatica
    Heavens
    Hellogoodbye
    The Honorary Title
    Jack's Mannequin
    Jawbreaker
    Jimmy Eat World
    Less Than Jake
    The Loved Ones
    Matchbook Romance
    The Matches
    Millencolin
    Moneen
    Motion City Soundtrack
    My Chemical Romance
    Nightmare Of You
    NOFX
    Over It
    Panic! at the Disco
    Paramore
    Plain White T's
    Ramones
    The Receiving End of Sirens
    Refused
    Reggie and the Full Effect
    Relient K
    Rise Against
    Saosin
    Saves the Day
    Say Anything
    Senses Fail
    Silverstein
    Sparta
    Straylight Run
    Strike Anywhere
    Strung Out
    Stutterfly
    Taking Back Sunday
    Thrice
    Thursday
    Underoath
    The Used
    Weezer


    Listen up here: http://spoti.fi/1xyznoT
  • 14 songs and 14 albums Vin liked in 2014

    8 dec 2014, 03:18 av doesntexist420

    Well, it was 2014, another year. Time to start pounding on those keys like you know and give a fuck what you're elaborating about. And it was a year, that's for sure. Oh, and there was music of course, music to be heard which could be a cause for celebration or an irritating discontent. This is a proclamation of the former and a denigration of the latter. And now that the stupid pretentious introductory paragraph I so drunkenly spat out is over, go fuck yourselves with your own scaly genitals until you bleed cum, you sick uncle fucking bastards.

    2014 has continued what has already begun, a full fledged takeover of reuniting acts and returning artists of years past coming back to demonstrate value all over the place and on the faces of the young. Many of my favorites from 2013 weren't from new artists but rather old artists making a return after a long break. And that is unsurprising, because the state of new music that the media would like you to be aware of these days is an abomination to Satan and all his imaginary godlike friends. Welcome to the list of 14 songs and 14 albums to listen to over and over and over and over and over and over and over and and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over from 2014. I apologize in advance.

    14 SONGS TO LISTEN TO OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER

    14. Ringer by Godflesh, from the EP "Decline and Fall"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWplWgZtDjo

    When a legendary act returns, its call should be heard from high upon the mountain top and devastatingly so. Re-enter Godflesh, who single handedly brought industrial metal back from the dead with their on the record return in 2014 after a couple years of touring. Justin Broadrick and Ben Green are back to terrorize your eardrums with the heaviest minimalism on the planet while giving no fucks of the notion of going over 100 BPMs. That programmed weird crash at 1:48 and the warping at 3:28 make that drum machine prove why a duo is all Godflesh ever needed to pulverize the world, no offense to Ted Parsons or Brain. Crushing riffs and unrelenting distortion for eternity is the Godflesh way, and in 2014 they are back to show the followers how to do it proper.

    13. Moon Above, Sun Below by Opeth from the album "Pale Communion"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3sYPX17cFk

    One of the big developments in prog rock these days seems to be "bands that sound like Steven Wilson", and Opeth have pulled off this transition pretty well at times. I suppose it isn't surprising considering Mikael and Steven's history together, but since dropping the metal aspects Opeth have had a mixed reception. It's a long track, but they pull this style off much better than other imitators (I'm looking at you, Amplifier.) I still prefer the old Opeth who blended death metal and progressive metal to maximum technical effect, but they can pull off the 70's tribute act genre of prog these days when they want to.

    12. An Island by Chevelle from the album "La Gargola"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF6SiL1vhu8

    Hey look I'm praising one of those bands that gets played on the rock radio stations way too much, but this is easily the best song they've put out in a long time. Chevelle are amongst the few radio rock bands of the last 15 years who deserved to be forced unwillingly into peoples' ear holes. This song has grooves, riffs and hooks while not resorting to the sing-songy, brain-dead retard vibe that shit bands like Seether and Three Days Grace pollute the airwaves with all day long. If this gets played on the radio 500 times a day, that's a good thing. Also, if you were looking for a new Tool song in 2014, this is about as close as you're gonna get.

    11. We Knew Him Well by Down from the EP "Down IV Part II"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ1T4F9tT5g

    I enjoyed the second part of this ongoing fourth Down project a lot more than the first. Phil Anselmo, Pepper Keenan, Jimmy Bower and those other 2 new guys who aren't Kirk Windstein or Rex Brown have really cranked out some awesome NOLA style stoner metal here, leaving one to wonder whether they should be firing up a blunt or beating the shit out of the person directly to the left of them. Maybe all at the same time while this track plays. Yeah, Phil Anselmo sounds rough, but it works when paired with that riff. Aside from his vocals though, Down pretty much always manage to sound like they're stuck in a time warp from 1995. It might not be the best thing Jimmy Bower had going on this year but it's more Down.

    10. Ruckus In B Minor by Wu Tang Clan from the album "A Better Tomorrow"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUG9PlysxlM

    Getting it out of the way early, this was from yet another disappointing Wu Tang album which like 8 Diagrams and Iron Flag before, is mostly shit. But it starts on a high note, the highest note to be exact. Brooding beat, ODB intro, it's all there. Then Inspectah Deck starts rapping TV show titles with no context, U God shockingly kills it for a second there, Method Man tells kids to pull their pants up and insists he's number one, Cappadona says a bunch of random fucking bullshit, it gets weird. Ghostface Killah pops up for a few lines before the beat completely switches up for GZA's lecture on the construction of Saturn's rings. The beat continues changing as Raekwon and Mastah Killah throw some verses in at the end, really the best thing about this song is how fucking awesome the beat is though. This was a really good track on yet another disappointing new Wu project. The tracks "Pioneer the Frontier" with it's distorted "Protect Ya Neck" sampling beat and "40th Street Black (We Will Fight)" are also really good, but they can't save this album from pedantic shit like "Keep Watch" or the "so fucking awful it might be the worst Wu Tang song ever" here with the embarrassing "Miracle", that one reminding us of the horrible RnB hooks on 8 Diagrams about eating cheese sandwiches and shit. It's beginning to seem like there will never be a better tomorrow where the Wu Tang puts out a great new group album. But until then it seems like there will always be better tomorrows where there's a great new Wu solo project. That said, this was not the worst album of the year and you will read about that later.

    9. Chimes at Midnight by Mastodon from the album "Once More 'Round The Sun

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6zU87xJoBk

    If somebody would have told me Mastodon would be making the catchiest radio ready stoner rock in the year 2004 I'd say you were smoking crack. But now I see it is I who was the one smoking the crack. I know I already bitched about the media and the rock radio in 2 separate parts so far but fuck, people think Imagine Dragons and Pretty Reckless are acceptable mainstream rock music in 2014. Why the fuck isn't this or the equally excellent, and also catchy and pop ready "The Motherload" being forced into your ear like an unwanted sex organ? Play this all over the place, it's safe and mellow enough without sucking and not making me hate Mastodon like I hate In Flames for trying a more accessible sound. This song is a bit more on the trippy and droning side, at least for this style of Mastodon. New Mastodon's never going to be another Leviathan but I think I can be okay with that.

    8. Virgins by Death from Above 1979 from the album "The Physical World

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwDJ3_ykQu4

    See, genres like dance punk and indie pop don't have to suck. They just have to be made by good musicians. Like Death From Above 1979, whose long absence and small discography always left one looking for more. And in 2014, here it fucking is. It's something feel good, something insanely catchy beyond the usual radio methadone and something that seems unlikely that I'd be a fan of. Again, it has to be good to be worth it in the first place. And Death from Above 1979's "Virgins" delivers like 72 virgins on September 12, 2001 to a fucking moron. Other songs that were close picks for this were "Right on Frankenstein" and "Government Trash", and of course "Trainwreck 1979" but I have to go with the unlikely one which lets me make a tasteless offensive joke and prove a good example of a genre overwhelmed with bad music in 2014.

    7. The Clarity by Sleep from The Adult Swim 2014 Singles Collection

    https://soundcloud.com/adultswimsingles/the-clarity

    Well now, before I go on about goddamn motherfucking Sleep, I'm gonna go on about how much I fucking love adult swim, the only TV channel worth watching sometimes. Their shows are awesome and their music compilations are awesome, that's about it. Also, this is dildos, dancing is forbidden, what doth life?, too many cooks, the moon rules #1, and finally I AINT WON JAK A LOT FROM THE SQUATTERY THE LOTTERYS SHOULD BE THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE I AINT JACK SQUATTING A LOT Y THEY SHOULD RENAME THE LOTTERY TO THE JACK SQUATTERY CAUSE THAT'S ALL I EVER WIN IN IT!!!!!

    But fucking Sleep is back, goddammit what a good time to be alive. This is a new Sleep song and if you like stoner metal you probably already know. If not, go listen to this for that riff filled land full of smoke that you drop out of life with a bong in your hand to get to. It's fucking fantastic. I'm going to go smoke another bong now.

    6. Close your eyes and count to fuck by Killer Mike and EL P featuring Zack De La Rocha from the album "Run The Jewels 2

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY3AXolAhYw

    For the second year in a row, good hip hop makes Zack De La Rocha come out of his apocalypse bunker in the desert to make the list at #6. And for the second year in a row and third year if I actually bothered to write about music way back in 2012, Killer Mike and El P are pumping out quality raps at a record rate. Run the Jewels was my favorite album from last year, it was a no filler half hour of nonstop murder. Run The Jewels 2 isn't much different. But just to stave off going stale, I won't put this in the top 5. That's my only criticism here. Zack makes a decent sample for El P to build a beat off of, and then the 3 go in with sort of nonstop verses you can expect from these guys at this point. This recent streak started back with C4C and RAP Music in 2012 and it never stopped for El P and Killer Mike. And if you can get Zack out of his undisclosed hiding place that's so great it's apparently broken Rage Against the Machine back up for good again, you get even more bang.

    5. Bomb by Freddie Gibbs and Madlib featuring Raekwon from the album "Cocaine Pinata"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbeo78OJUIo

    More great hip hop in a desolate ass year for it over here. I really liked this whole collaboration, and this track throws Raekwon in the mix. Madlib does the beats, and there are these over the top spacey synths mixed with this goofy ass line of notes in the hook which just work perfectly here. I'm not very familiar with Freddie Gibbs, but he really nails the over the top gangsta schtick here too, especially when I start laughing my ass off when he talks about opening a restaurant where he chefs up weed, crack and heroin. Oh, and Raekwon being better than most of his verses on the new Wu Tang album, but where's the news in that?

    4. Ben Sahar by Behemoth from the album "The Satanist"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcD6KVAdTes

    After 5 long, ungodly years, Behemoth has returned with an iron fist. I first saw this band in 2009 at the Mayhem Festival with very little knowledge beforehand. My review of that concert is here if anyone wants to read about the first time I pretty much found out about Behemoth.

    So 5 years later, this band put out this album right here, The Satanist. Pretty much every goddamn song on the thing was in contention but my above and all selections for his satanic majesty's request would be this track, the title track, "Blow Your Trumpets Gabriel" and "Ora Pro Nobis Lucifer" which was also a great one. This band had a fucking story for that gap between me seeing them play in a parking lot in 2009 and their triumphant return which I'll save for the album list, but their break has led to a fucking awesome show of form. I will see them play live again in February of 2015 with Cannibal Corpse, their show with 1349 and Goatwhore scared all of my friends in real life from attending their 2014 tour date nearby, apparently this music still scares people in 2014, holy shit humanity.

    3. Smile by Deftones from the still unreleased album Eros

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwaxURDJ-_Q

    Two things most people don't know: 1, Chi Cheng is dead, and 2, this came out this year in memorium. Eros was a Deftones album recorded back in 2008 after Saturday Night Wrist, and was put into purgatory due to what was basically the death of Chi Cheng back in 2008. He actually died in 2013 after being in a vegetative state for years, and in 2014 on the day he died, Chino Moreno from Deftones put this song out. And holy shit, we've got a Deftones classic right here. Eros would have been great if this and the song "Tempest" from Koi No Yokan are any indication. I'd be surprised if anyone remembered this even came out this year, it's release was very low key and the record label actually banned Chino Moreno's original posting from Youtube. Pathetic. Why stifle a clearly genius work?

    2. Boleskine House by Triptykon from the album "Melana Chasmata"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4a8UGehzIE

    The subject of old legends and genres being bankrupt on sounding worthwhile has come up a hell of a lot only into the songs list so far. So lets talk about how Thomas Gabriel Fischer G. Warrior whatever has come up with another winner here. Goth metal? When the fuck has goth metal been any good lately? With Melana Chasmata, that's when it's been fucking good lately, bringing it back from the dead pretty much. Trippy, miserable, doom laden, sludgy, ethereal even. Who says I hate ethereal female vocals? Not when they're done well, and Triptykon brings the airy female vocals better than any fucking lame house rave soundtrack or top 40 spank material, especially when it contrasts with Tom's harshest vocals. I suppose Devin Townsend's new one had a nice blend of male and female vocals too, but that's another album I'll get to later. Eventually we get some awesome guitar theatrics over the slow brooding pound. This track fucking rules, as do most of those found on this album.

    1. Motherfucker by Faith No More from some album in 2015

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJR2Ab-DIkA

    Hell motherfucking yeah motherfuckers how motherfucking good does it motherfucking feel to be motherfucking living in a motherfucking age where there is new motherfucking Faith motherfucking No motherfucking More motherfucking music motherfucking coming motherfucking out? Feels motherfucking good motherfucker I motherfucking tell motherfucking ya motherfucking what.













    Motherfucker.
















    Faith No More will save mankind in the year 2015. Until then, this has been another installment of lame troll #1. Now for real this time

    1. Shut Me Down by Godflesh from the album "A World Lit Only By Fire"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D2tj0XtDs4

    Who says history can't repeat itself in a 14 slot list span? Fuck it, Godflesh it is once again, with a track from their absolutely crushing returning album. "Shut Me Down" is the comeback of straight up industrial metal. It's strange being a throwback to the Godflesh era that isn't Streetcleaner/Pure, but more like the Selfless or Songs of Love and Hate style. This song's verses are what the "fuck you like an animal" Nine Inch Nails song should have been coming off Broken, rapid fire hi hats to absolutely crushing riffs while that addicting annoying machine screw sample repeats in the background. Justin Broadrick has to scream everything, the hallmark of prime Godflesh. The bass and guitar tuning is so low it makes entire previous genres like nu metal or whatever the fuck "Djent" qualifies as sound like pant shitting. Your head feels like it was shoved into a car crusher, and as you regain consciousness and control of your body, you wonder what just pummeled the ever living fuck out of you. It was "Shut Me Down", the song of the year for all intents and purposes. Let it contort you past your original shape and into a hole-filled wad of broken dreams and empty promises.


    The Ian Watkins Award for Song Most Likely To Rape Your Infant

    Oh boy, do I really need to explain this one? Back in the early 2000s, there was a fucking awful nu metal band called Lostprophets from a shitty country called England who made terrible songs about Sega games for middle school children. As time went on, this band became popular in America with their style change to emo music for prepubescent bullied kids. But more offensive than their music was the meth fueled sex singer Ian Watkins was having with children. And not just any children, but a rare time that you can use "literally fucking babies" in a sentence and be 100% accurate. After he was convicted for his heinous crimes, he said he did it for the "LOLZ", but when his trolling extends to actual pedophilia, the only "LOLZ" will be had by his cell block's local serial rapist for the next 50 years until this sick fucking bastard dies alone and anally violated like the babies he put his penis inside of. And that is how I wrote something even more offensive than the Adam Lanza Award for "Song Most Likely To Kill Your Children".

    So just how bad does a song have to be in order to receive a reward named after a baby molester? Unlike last year's list I've managed to be pretty quiet about who sucked, but not anymore. Yes, Taylor Swift fucking sucks but that's too easy. What Nicki Minaj made was pornography and not music. That piece of shit "Take Me To Church" song should qualify anyone who likes it for an immediate execution date. Iggy Azalea manages to be worse at porno and awful music than Nicki Minaj. Who the fuck is making Bobby Shmurda a rapper with a career? Chris Brown is still a thing, he probably has sex with Ian Watkins. Garth Brooks is a thing again, thanks Alabama and people fucking their sister-cousins. All the other shit mongoloids that pass as country "musicians" should be sent to a camp where they can concentrate and warm at a brisk 2000 degrees in an oven at too. Linkin Park and Slipknot are still shitting it out in 2014, who would have thought. Smashing Pumpkins are still shitting it out in 2014, who would have thought. None of them are as bad as what was sadly introduced to me on Christmas day via the worst hip hop station in history on an FM radio in my friend's truck. I nearly made it a whole fucking year without hearing something this fucking awful. This is as bad as being a pedophile:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avFq9errZCk

    For those of you who don't want to watch child pornography, that was a song by some asshole named ILOVEMAKONNEN featuring none other than bitch face baby dick Drake. Which is the only reason anyone heard this fucking piece of trash and now it's nominated for a Grammy award. Bankrupt on selling, bankrupt on content, bankrupt on anything good about hip hop, just fucking terrible.

    Purge this shit out of your already elapsing attention with "Do Dope Fuck Hoes" by El P and Killer Mike from the first Run The Jewels album for this style of "I'm a fucking badass and I get all the bitches and run the shit" hip hop done a fuck of a lot better back in 2013:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBf4vvtaCDw

    Until next year, here's to the easily offended.

    ...And All That Could Have Been: Honorable Mentions Who Nearly Made It

    Before discussing the albums I really really liked listening to over and over, here's a list of the close contenders who were worth the hard drive space in 2014:

    The Serpent And The Sphere by Agalloch
    The Joy Of Motion by Animals as Leaders
    Noise by Boris
    A Skeletal Domain by Cannibal Corpse
    La Gargola by Chevelle
    Strange Journey Volume 3 by CunninLynguists
    Ziltoid 2 by Devin Townsend
    Z 2: Sky Blue by Devin Townsend
    - Devin's Ziltoid 2 was amongst my most anticipated releases going into the year and it was somewhat underwhelming at being a triple album. The original Ziltoid was a little over 45 minutes, this is 2 hours. Ambitious is great, but this was spread a little thin to hit the top 14.

    Down IV, Part II EP by Down
    You're Dead by Flying Lotus
    Decline and Fall EP by Godflesh
    Killer Be Killed by Killer Be Killed
    Milking The Stars (A Reimagining of The Last Patrol) by Monster Magnet
    Pale Communion by Opeth
    To Be Kind by Swans
    Terrestrials by Ulver and Sunn O)))

    14 ALBUMS IN '14 WHICH BORE REPEATING INFINITELY

    14. Time To Die by Electric Wizard

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjI8_6x8q90

    357 mm/420 mm

    Metal of the slow, sludgy and doused in booze and loaded with drugs variety was flourishing in 2014, so what better time for another Electric Wizard album. This album is just another installment of the Electric Wizard catalog pretty much, it has Jus Oborn's distorted yelling about bong hits and wizards shooting lightning or whatever the hell he's on about while the riffs go on like 40 year old Sabbath. 2014 has been good to drugged out careerists, so Electric Wizard clock in with another winner here. There's even a few songs that aren't 12 minutes long for those with an amphetamine addled attention span. "I Am Nothing" suffocates you with gas mask bong strength levels of smoke for 12 before "Destroy Those Who Love God" only pummels you like butane hash oil for a quick 3 minutes, that's a rarity for Electric Wizard.

    13. Primus and the Chocolate Factory by Primus and The Fungi Ensemble

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab7jGl8dgRo

    12.04/14 Golden Tickets

    "Primus and The Chocolate Factory" is more weird goofiness from Les Claypool and his army of Oompa Loompa musicians with proficient talent. This is what Frank Zappa doing the OG Willy Wonka movie soundtrack in 1970 would have probably sounded like. I saw Primus again this year with this lineup, they didn't play any of this, then Tim Alexander suffered a heart attack. So this was surprising even coming out, and it was even better that it was so bizarre, weird and unexpected. For a goofy concept album, they picked a pretty motherfucking good source material to accommodate the Primus sound. All we needed was a 90's Primus style music video to go with the whole damn thing and it would have been the best thing since a GWAR movie came out, RIP Dave Brockie.

    12. Morning Phase by Beck

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtmKItCEZp4

    1.74/2 turntables and a microphone

    Hey I finally got a link to a full album. Anyway, Beck decided to throw his hat into the comeback game this year, and with a throwback to 2002's mellow and folk inspired Sea Change album at that. Morning Phase is pretty much Sea Change Part 2 without "Paper Tiger". Beck actually doesn't suck at this, something we all know by now, and Beck doesn't suck at it now either. And there's a fuck ton of awful bands these days that want to mix electronic beats, synths, indie and folk the way Beck has tastefully managed to for a very long time now. Beck might as well show them how to do it all over again, fuck knows no one's thought of him in a long time. He's just one of those guys that overcomes adversity whether it's musical genre or affiliation with creepy cults.

    11. 36 Seasons by Ghostface Killah

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaCNG8lpZso

    31.68/36 Seasons

    It's really never surprising when Ghostface Killah releases a better solo album the same week that a new Wu Tang Clan album comes out at this point. He did it in 2007 with The Big Doe Rehab coming out 6 days after the shit-tastic 8 Diagrams, and he did it again now. I liked that Ghostface Killah and Adrian Younge album 12 Reasons to Die from last year a lot, more than this actually, but this album is still another solid put in. These 2 are much better than any Ghostface album going back to the one which whomped on 8 Diagrams back in '07 actually, and they both are also albums that work a lot more in the context of a full album rather than just a collection of songs which tends to be the matter in a lot of hip hop albums lately. 36 Seasons was awesome. A Better Tomorrow was not.

    10. Once More 'Round The Sun by Mastodon

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hA5MeYV1eI

    82,770,000/93,000,000 miles from the Sun

    I have come to peace with that fact that Mastodon will never be Leviathan era Mastodon again. Just because the new stuff isn't constantly heavy, has tons of randomly catchy hooks thrown in and generally sounds ready to play to a bunch of football recaps and shaving cream commercials doesn't make it automatically fucking awful. For radio ready stoner rock music this shit is still technical and engaging as all hell. No one's dumbing it down here other than not reaching the guttural growl level of vocals. I happen to think this isn't so much a change further toward a land of no return for Mastodon rather than a better accomplishment of what they set out to do with The Hunter. The Hunter was good, saw them play it first to last song live, but Once More 'Round The Sun is a better execution of the deliberate change of style. I'd really like to see tracks like "Asleep in the Deep", "Diamond In The Witch House", "The Motherload" and "Tread Lightly" in concert after seeing them live twice in 2006 and 2012. I think they can pull of this change of style with much success, not everyone sucks when they go for a broader appeal and Mastodon have tastefully transitioned.

    9. At War With Reality by At the Gates

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoJYZITMZAI

    8.1/9 degrees of reality

    While we're on the topic of transitions, let's talk about a band who came back with no compromise at all and transitioned back to nothing but classic 90's Gothenberg style death metal. At The Gates, thank fuck they're back to show all the melo-death bands how to do this shit right. This album was fucking awesome and fits right in after the classic Slaughter Of The Soul for sure, At The Gates lost nothing in this long span just like Gorguts and Carcass showed it off last year. These old Euro extreme metal bands are just on another plane of reality entirely, they don't lose a fucking beat after 20 years yet a band like Morbid Angel does in America and they come back to Chernobyl proportions. I don't get it. Europe has won the war in reality of metal bands coming back from long hiatuses without a fucking beat, that's for sure. As some furthers will confirm harder.

    8. The Physical World by Death from Above 1979

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBNxadj-25c

    1801/1979

    Every year the reunions take over more and more, I swear to fuck. Death From Above 1979 is back and here they are in full fucking fledged form again. All I'm saying is it shouldn't have taken a decade for these guys to come back. Grainger and Keeler are one of the greatest duos around, and they prove that this style of music can be rambunctious, manic and awkward while still pummeling and infectiously hooky. I'm sure I speak for every DFA 1979 fan from the past when I say we all wanted more after hearing their whole one album back in the day. We finally got what we asked for, and anyone let down was an ungrateful fucking asshole. The new DFA 1979 was as great as the old stuff. Which I still can't believe is over 10 years old.

    7. Eyehategod by Eyehategod

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoqAjL_3mBI

    599/666

    Fuck everything else, here is the most unlikeliest album of the whole year for all things taken into consideration. I never thought Eyehategod would put something new out. This was a blindside especially considering their drummer died last year after a full 12 of not putting a damn thing out and getting wrecked by hurricane Katrina. When I said Bower's best input wasn't in Down earlier this is the album I was referring to. Eyehategod's new album is fucking killer hardcore sludge straight from the Bayou invoking the feeling of bleeding veins, forcefully. This has that debilitating, decrepit vibe of misery you just can't help but experience unless you're laying there at 5 PM on a Monday hungover and begging for the cure in the form of further intoxication. The same thing that made albums like Dopesick and Confederacy of Ruined Lives so great. Welcome back Eyehategod. May you be as offensive and off putting as you were back in the 90s.

    6. Cocaine Pinata by Freddie Gibbs and Madlib

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V74famrJi5M&list=PLx_cX-uhsl_EJCnGAFh2HQbVg77dvRiUp

    920/1000 grams of those pure Colombian snowflakes

    Hip hop collaboration projects have been establishing themselves as pretty above and beyond the usual solo projects of their constituents, El P and Killer Mike aside. Freddie Gibbs is a rapper who has put out a metric shit-ton of mixtapes, EPs and projects for a while now, who I haven't been very familiar with but have heard a few songs from over the years. Madlib has been an established underground producer and rapper for even longer who I'm more familiar with. It's not surprising that when these two collided, it would be to great effect. Madlib produced the whole thing front to back, a commendable and solid effort with some fucking banging beats in there while also handling some verses. The guest list here is impressive as all hell, it's got Raekwon, Danny Brown, Scarface (oddly not on the track "Scarface"), Ab Soul, and 2 of the only reasons to still give a damn about Odd Future, Earl and Domo Genesis amongst some others to mix in with the never tired and always on the grind Freddie and Madlib. Tracks like "Broken", "Bomb", "Thuggin", "Lakers" and "Knicks" (I see what you did there...) and the also bumping "Shitsville" are great fucking hip hop. Also that last song with like 9 random people from Odd Future and Flatbush Zombies and goddamn Mac Miller is going for the title of "King Crimson of Hip Hop". Yet it's viscous slimy yellow discharge like that Ian Watkins Award winning Drake/ILOVEWHOEVERTHEFUCK song that gets all the attention for collaborative hip hop effort of the year from any promotional outlet, what the fucking fuck people. I know 2 other people who've actually heard this in real life and they fucking love it too, if anyone else I actually know personally reads this go fucking listen to it right now.

    5. Syro by Aphex Twin

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRn2fw5xh1c&list=PLM5T-ok2nMKn6FE_l8kSQVz1J0Oj96RkD

    s76e&4#99Fe(yJ?)2/3Cp;98"!34e"n851<f4

    And the legends keep coming right back where they left off. Ol' Richard D. James decided to wake up one day in 2014 and fly a fucking blimp over England announcing a new album would come out in a couple of weeks. We got Syro, it's Aphex doing his thing under that name with weird samples of his family and an entire electronic music festival's worth of equipment used to make his brand of weird, off putting reality distorting digital nightmare. I'm known to not really care for electronic music, Aphex was an artist who definitely had a back catalog full of it that was deliciously demented and enjoyable to me. And his visual stuff was always cool as hell too even if that's just a flying blimp these days. This is an album where I don't really listen to the tracks separately, it works as a soundtrack to whatever the activity may be to maximum effect every time: driving, walking around town in my headphones, playing video games, writing reviews while drinking at 1 in the morning, masturbating to Aphex Twin's "Rubber Johnny" video, listening to Syro by Aphex Twin, basically this is like when Peter Griffin got his wish for theme music in that old Family Guy viewer mail thing, only it's theme music for the condemned.

    4. Run The Jewels 2 by Killer Mike and EL P

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USTTGsNrTmk

    94% of the way there

    Did anyone think these two were going to bitch out or fuck this up somehow? Nah. And for good reasons. The debate has been on since it dropped whether 1 or 2 was the best Run The Jewels, I may fall in the 1 camp but goddammit this is just about as great for all that matters. El P and Killer Mike just can't stop fucking killing it every time they work together. They have really cemented themselves in not only the underground but the whole goddamn hip hop pantheon, not to say Company Flow or Mike and Outkast's old tracks together or even the rarely known El P and Justin Broadrick collaboration that absolutely exists already did that all the way back in, fuck, the late 90s? All I'm saying is that these 2 have long been forces and Run The Jewels 2 is another quick run of nonstop hard hitters. Guests this time are Gangsta Boo of Three 6 Mafia whose inclusion people had the audacity to bitch about online, fuck you, Zack De La Rocha coming out of much maligned retirement, fuck you dude make something with Tom Morello again, and "am I living in Bizarro world where Travis Barker appears on an album of the year?". Which tracks are the best tracks? "Close Your Eyes and Count to Fuck", "Angel Duster", "Oh My Darling Don't Cry", especially worth mentioning that awesome Killer Mike hype at the intro of "Jeopardy", reminds me of when he invited the whole crowd (I included) onstage after some dumb white rave bitch jumped up and started dancing on the edge of it, fuck I'm getting off topic. "Blockbuster Night Part 1", "All My Life", "Love Again" with it's tribute to bitches with dicks in their mouths all day, uh yeah every other song too while I'm at it. Run The Jewels, greatest hip hop collaboration project around. I'd really like to see them live someday.

    3. Melana Chasmata by Triptykon

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQsuagpSDtM

    1278.72/1332

    Tom G. Warrior just keeps clocking out these absolute masterpieces that throw goth, doom, black and sludge flavors of the metal variety to churn out a work from the bleak, despair ridden tar pit of the dark arts. I heard that first Triptykon album once when it came out. This is right up there with Celtic's final effort Monotheist, which is a lot like this, a sonic wave of pahoehoe lava comprised of metal guitar and drums. One of the more oddball aspects of Melana Chasmata is those airy female vocals that show up every so often to shockingly great effect. Triptykon doesn't make this shit embarassing like half of the goth metal genre did while killing that shit deader than Robin Williams in the early 2000s (Hi Cradle Of Filth). Again, every song is a goddamn knockout, but I have to especially give some shout outs to "Tree of Suffocating Souls" which is metal as it fucking gets, "Aurorae" has a sinister droning brood going on, "Altar of Deceit", "Black Snow" and "In The Sleep of Death" have this encapsulating trance like effect of absolute pitch black desolation, and finally there's "Boleskine House" which was one of my favorite things I heard all year. It's not for everyone but if it is you are lucky.

    2. A World Lit Only By Fire by Godflesh

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwRqd0nEmOI&list=PLZfR1Q1zOSMitFC4PMM32VP3LUJdgkrQY

    41 lives, universes and everythings/42 lives, universes and everythings

    Godflesh is one of those bands I randomly heard on those 900 something channels that play genres of music on extended cable when I was a very young teenager and never really heard of anywhere else. The metal channel played "Frail" and "Wake" from Songs of Love and Hate one day and when I finally got a computer one of the first albums I ever pirated was Songs of Love and Hate because no used CD store around ever had it. I'm in the minority of Godflesh fans who only thought they got better after Streetcleaner and I still keep Selfless and Songs of Love and Hate in high rotation, those two being my favorites. When Godflesh reunited and never toured within thousands of miles from me I was disappointed but glad they were back, always being one of industrial metal's cornerstones and sadly under recognized. Decline and Fall, the EP from this year, was a very nice setup, "Ringer" is a goddamn classic. A World Lit Only By Fire can only be described as industrial metal's last stand as a world of diverging NIN, sadly regurgitating Ministry and phoned in KMFDM struggle to keep up with good old Justin Broadrick and the long awaited return of Ben Green to bring back the fire of Godflesh. Godflesh really are illuminating their own world in this fire album at this point. At the end of the 2013 list I made the claim that humanity's faith in music was at the hands of Godflesh's return. They lived up to it. There's not a dull moment to be had here, unless you're one of those scatterbrained fucks who can't take their heavy, drum machine driven metal in slower and more droning speeds. But it picks up in a few places like the fucking stellar "Shut Me Down". Every song is a fucking smasher which will send, you as a listener, through a literal grinder and into an easily spreadable pulp. Godflesh were influential on a lot of places metal went during their prime and since their disbandment but never really got the attention other than the odd shout out from bands like Korn and Metallica. Godflesh are fucking godder than god, who we are just about to learn ain't really got shit on his arch nemisis buddy, but all that you need to know is that a world with Godflesh is a world with a fire burning as bright as 1989 or 1992 or 1996 Godflesh. All those 2 member "bands" have shit on Godflesh at creating a devastating wall of suffocating sound. Godflesh, be here to stay again for both the greater good and the literal life of industrial metal music.

    1. The Satanist by Behemoth

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfa9z8qXkgQ

    666/666: The Antichrist Has Won The Fate Of Mankind

    Earlier I told you of the story of how I first heard and saw Behemoth, easily the show stealer of the 2009 Mayhem Festival bands that played on the stage with a dumb name in the parking lot. Behemoth became MIA in the metal scene for quite some time for a number of reasons which threatened to end this band's livelihood: First Nergal suffered from leukemia and then the band was prosecuted for hate crimes in the country of Poland for destroying bibles on stage in various ways, burning, ripping up, you know, the proper way to treat your bibles. It hasn't stopped, since then the band was banned from performance in both Russia and Poland again in 2014. This band is from fucking Poland. This band also scared my friends away when I wanted to see them live again in 2014, and in 2015 I am seeing them again (with Cannibal Corpse, who they also played with on that same stage back in 2009 when I was a youngin).

    If the year was an apocalyptic-like battle between God(flesh) and (The) Satan(ist), we have reached judgement day and let it be cast down upon us heretics.

    Let me tell you that satan himself commands that The Satanist is the album of the year 2014, the year of our dark lord and master. His satanic majesty requests that this album be heard loudly from far and wide and all across the land, in every church, synagogue and mosque where idol worship is practiced. And in every ear which can enjoy this sort of music without complaining of weak mental and appreciative fortitude. It is truly a work of black sorcery outsourced to satan himself. Oh dark lord and master, the greatest one, please save mankind from utter damnation and an eternal residence of fire and brimstone of horrible music in 2015, so help us satan.

    The Flights 17, 370 and 8501 Award for Most Downed Airliner Album of 2014

    A lot of planes sure fell out of the sky or vanished under mysterious circumstances and killed a lot of people this year, it's like a less effective 9/11 all over again minus the whole extremist Islam and still ongoing muddled war knee-jerk reactions. The falling planes epidemic was almost as fucking ridiculous as the reactions thrown at that old scamp Ebola this year. So which albums were so bad they spread Ebola and downed commercial airliner jets this year? Like my last list I'm only going to pick from things I actually heard, and not easy targets from the pile of vomit of best sellers of the year. I did listen to the new Linkin Park and Slipknot albums one time and they sucked, I listened to that J Cole and Riff Raff album and those were fucking terrible too. I listened to "Monuments To An Elegy" by The Smashing Pumpkins, and let me tell you that the only reason Billy Corgan isn't getting this reward is because that had "One And All (We Are)" and "Drum + Fife", his recent interviews alone are reason to throw him on one of those death flights this award is named for let alone the other 7 pieces of flaming dogshit on that album. But, with reunion mania at it's all time greatest outputs, there's only one fallen pariah to single out for worst album of the year guys, and it's one of the legends at that.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGdSYPh5_BI

    Everybody else was doing so fucking good. And yet you, Frank Black, Joey Santiago, David Lovering and whatever bitch who isn't Kim Deal you got in there this month are fucking stinking up the room with a bunch of steaming diarrhea bullshit that you're trying to pass off as a Pixies reunion album. Holy fucking goddamn shit you motherfuckers fucked it up spectacularly. You're like 3 flaming plane wrecks covered in Ebola shooting up a French magazine office with an "I Love the Westboro Baptist Church" shirt and "Darren Wilson #1 cop in Missorui" hat on, you awful assholes.

    The Grammy Award for "Best Album of 2014"

    So maybe this year it isn't all people who peaked in 1973 nominated, but it's still mostly terrible or lackluster shit at best, so here's the award for best album released this year that's not actually from this year. I have to mention the elephant in the room which is "The Endless River" by Pink Floyd. Yes, on merit alone it should have rocketed it to the top of one of my lists, but there's only one actual song here and it sucks compared to the old "last Pink Floyd song ever" which was the song "High Hopes". "Louder Than Words" is good but it's not even a top 14 qualifier of the year for me, and the rest is background soundtrack instrumental stuff with only Stephen motherfucking Hawking on sampled vocals. It was cool but it wasn't even as good as Aphex Twin's "Syro" for being theme music stuff. This was the "Ghosts I - IV" by NIN of Pink Floyd albums. Richard Wright was great though, RIP you master of the keyboards. Led Zeppelin also put out a lot of cool reissues this year, there were some reissues of Modest Mouse's "The Lonesome Crowded West" , David Bowie's newest greatest hits album , Slint's "Spiderland", Mobb Deep's "The Infamous" and another unreleased Aphex Twin album "Caustic Window" which was bought for a ridiculous price online and widely sourced.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGb03ztyWmk
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGJVV7E_RCs

    This year though we're splitting the award between two excellent releases, reissue and compilation box sets from Soundgarden. 2014 celebrated 20 years since the release of the all time classic "Superunknown" with a remastered re-release box set, and later followed up with another 3 disc box set of B-sides, rarities and unreleased tracks called "Echo For Miles: Scattered Tracks Across the Path". If you could go for more peak period Soundgarden tracks, these are the sets to look into.

    This list is dedicated to Dave Brockie, Ikey Owens, Scott Asheton, Wayne Static, Bobby Womack and Tommy Ramone, talents who were lost to the mortal coil in 2014.

    So now that satan has won the war of nonexistent deities over the control of the fate of humanity, what is there to look forward to in 2015? Faith No More, Failure, Sleep, Refused, these are just some more of the old guys willing to throw their necks in the guillotine for another round in the coming year. May the results please all of us under the everlasting gaze of our dark lord and savior in the year 2015.

    "Music of 2015, make tomorrow a better place worth existing in an eternal loop of divine comedy for" - Vin. I probably will write about music again in the distant future and apologize in advance for preemptive coverage.