• Corrupt a wish

    OK.. Lets try something new. I saw this one a while ago-

    The rules:

    1-Make a wish

    2- The next person will corrupt it-

    Example:

    Person 1- I wish I could fly

    Person 2- You can fly! But you can never ever ever land..... so you will get so tired you will eventually fall out of the sky

    New wish-

    And so on.......


    I wish I was rich.

    w^w^^w^w
  • Granted, but you live an unfulfilled life.

    I wish I could drive.

  • granted but you're stuck with an American car in the UK and its quite awkward to drive

    I wish my old computer chair hadn't broken. Sitting on this wooden chest is really starting to hurt my back and my bottom

    The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty. If you wish to find that which becomes the dividing line between mankind and other biological classifications, it rests not in brain size, dominance, or even emotional capability, but lies in the unique capacity for human beings to reflect on their actions and show regret, what is most certainly the ability to empathize, that gives them their position.
  • Granted, but you are permanently stuck to it so you can never get up again.

    I wish it could snow and be warm at the same time.

    w^w^^w^w
  • Granted, but you have a cold and over heated at the same time.

    I wish I was an astronaut.

  • Granted, but you can only talk to other astronauts.

    i wish i could write a great novel.

  • Granted,but a lot of psychopathic fans pester you



    i wish that Metallica play a concert on my wedding

  • Granted, but there would be a lot of technical difficulties during the show and they wouldn't have their acoustic instruments with them.

    I wish that I'll be able to get into a decent school, like in a university or in a university of applied sciences (<-- It's like college of some sorts)

  • Granted but you don't graduate.

    I wish that I had a bacon sandwich.

    • max8455 sa...
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    • 26 dec 2011, 09:21
    You have the sandwich, but its the last one in the world.

    I wish I had teleportation.

  • Granted but you teleport to the landfill.

    I wish that the holiday lasted 11 months.

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    • 27 dec 2011, 06:21
    Granted, but every day is the same like Groundhogs day.

    I wish for a magic game genie that only works for me and I use to give myself Invincibility, higher jumps, super strength, speed, flight, and Mario's hammer suit and fire power abilities and the game genie can never be turned off or destroyed unless I allow it.

  • Granted, but you'd confront an Asian rival that is better than you in more ways than one. You know how people say on the Internet "even you're ridiculously good at something, there's always an Asian who is better" :D

    I wish that I'd live more healthier life.

  • Granted, but then you'd be living on food that tastes like cardboard

    I wish that I could sing

    • [Raderad användare] sa...
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    • 8 feb 2012, 21:29
    Granted, but then you are going to be the only singer in the world

    I wish my throat would stop hurting

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    • 9 feb 2012, 02:14
    Granted, now you have a headache instead.

    I wish I could fall asleep when I want.

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    • 25 maj 2012, 02:55
    Granted, you can sleep successfully but only in prison.

    I wish for a blt with a pound of bacon and one of those garlic pickles on the side and some sweet potatoe fries. And a boozed up milkshake to wash it all down.

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    • 25 maj 2012, 04:41
    Granted, but you just found out you are a vampire and have lactose intolerance.

    I wish I'll be able to quit smoking soon.

    Wake me up before I change again
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    • 25 maj 2012, 04:47
    Granted, but now what you crave is freebasing ground up moon rocks.

    I wish I had a never ending forest of herbal refreshment, half of which was always on fire but never burns away. No one is allowed expect my friends and we all have apache helicopters to defend ourselves. Also, the plants aren't effected by famine or blight, they're immortal.

    • [Raderad användare] sa...
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    • 27 maj 2012, 02:53
    Granted, but the plants revolt against you and you can't kill them, because they're immortal. They form minds of their own, and kill you and your friends with your helicopters. And they basically take over the whole goddamn earth and kill people and animals and use them as fertilizers, even though they don't need any, but they still kill because they love seeing their enemies suffer and beg for mercy as they burn from the fire of the Forest Of Infinity.

    I wish I was Icelandic.

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    • 27 maj 2012, 08:08
    granted but then you become a rodie for Bjork.

    I wish I could turn invisible

  • granted, but now you are the most beautiful person in the world.

    I wish he didn't go away and was my boyfriend.

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    • 11 jun 2012, 05:01
    Granted, but since our music taste is so different I never go to concerts with you.

    I wish for street toast bagel sandwich: (Grilled cheese, tomatoes, onions, mushrooms, olives, corn, hummus, matbuka, etc)


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    • 11 jun 2012, 16:18
    granted, but it's three weeks old.

    I wish I slept like a normal person..

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    • 24 jun 2012, 08:49
    Granted, but you never see the sunrise or pick up bar stragglers again.

    I wish for my own jet and a knowledge of flight to fly it.

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