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Dear fags

By joining this group you are agreeing with the opinion of many, that metallica suck ass.

The real story:
Metallica USED to be a kick ass thrash metal band back in the day of...

Dear fags

By joining this group you are agreeing with the opinion of many, that metallica suck ass.

The real story:
Metallica USED to be a kick ass thrash metal band back in the day of awesome thrash metal..then in the 90s the real metallica were abducted by aliens and the aliens sole purpose was to destroy the core fanbase of Metallica as they believed Metallica's original sound to be a threat to one of their planets or something.
Anyway, the 90s came around and they started putting out albums that sounded like blues-grunge hybrids and instead of singing like any normal person, Hetfield decided it would be awesome to yodel and add "EE-AHHH" at the end of every sentence..oh and he contsantly said baby live too which isn't that good amirite?

Of course I am..anyway the real Metallica came back from anus probing and other violations of their personal space and thought "WTF MAN" and well, they decided they would try to go back to their old sound but the ALIENS stole their AWESOME and the end result was St Anger.

While metal may still be in the name of this band it's pretty obvious the evil aliens stole all their metal and harvested to better bands like Megadeth and the almighty SLAYUUUUUUURRRRRRR..along with Trivium...so should Metallica be called Metallica anymore? Or should they just rename themselves mediocallica or some shit..I don't know.

Anyway, it's obvious young bands can emulate the metallica sound better than Metallica can do themselves..for example Trivium, I'm not a fan but Matt Heafy can yodel better than hetfield..oh and he plays a Dimebag guitar..how awesome is that shit!?

Alot of you will be quick enough to come on my page and trash talk my music taste because it's not as METUL as yours or because Metallica are number 11 on my top artists...well I still listen to the pre-alien era..any problems with that? then just go back to your mothers basement and get back to trash talking people on Halo 3 or something, seeing how you don't have anything better to do in life.

As alot of you are aware, Metallica are recording a new album..but since the AWESOME got taken out by the aliens and well, they have a monkey playing bass(not that he's a bad bass player) for them now..I highly doubt it'll be good..but who cares..fuck Metallica

Anti-Metallica for life.

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  • Omnigraph

    Metallica suck cock and are sellouts [2]

    2 dec 2012 Svara
  • BlackMetallizer

    Metallica is unfiairly underrated.

    3 nov 2012 Svara
  • Mikhail19

    Сирожа ты и тут, лол

    28 dec 2011 Svara
  • kiddwikkid

    "Metallica USED to be a kick ass thrash metal band back in the day of awesome thrash metal.." - disagree here..IMO, Metallica NEVER used to be a kick ass band...they sucked arse from the get-go..Mustaine, however, was always a star, an entity..

    19 dec 2011 Svara
  • simonitroX

    Metallica is a shame to be called Metal. Period.

    8 dec 2011 Svara
  • serega_ozz_deat

    You do not like and do not respect MetallicA? Yes you complete asshole!!!

    23 nov 2011 Svara
  • KeIemvor

    "metallica needs to learn from Slipknot" They already did, listen to St. Anger.

    26 okt 2011 Svara
  • MetalicIron

    metallica needs to learn from Slipknot

    12 jul 2011 Svara
  • csehszlovakze

    all hail black metal!

    22 maj 2011 Svara
  • ASTAROTH_V

    Fuck metallica, Madonna is a bitch but she is better than metallica.

    4 maj 2011 Svara
  • PrestoBitch

    whatever > shit = megadeth > metallica

    3 mar 2011 Svara
  • darmik89

    na przypadek tej grupy szkoda słów,założyciel grupy jest przygłupem i tyle...

    16 jan 2011 Svara
  • MissNatx3

    Buhahahahah *zieeeeeeeew* : )

    4 dec 2010 Svara
  • suoomi666

    Jeju, każdy tworzy swoją muzykę, a ludzie, jakby mieli mało problemów, wymyślają sobie kolejne, tworzą np. tzw. anty-grupy >.< I po co ?

    23 nov 2010 Svara
  • AcidPL

    cipy zazdroscicie im poprostu

    19 nov 2010 Svara
  • Alchemist6

    to all the Metallica haters out there SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB ASS BASTARDS

    24 okt 2010 Svara
  • HxCstranger

    FUCK METALLICA! there isn't any consistency in this music

    23 okt 2010 Svara
  • TomasikPL

    Justin Bieber sold milions of records too.

    14 okt 2010 Svara
  • Darkhaku

    FUCK HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who has sold millions of records, who has millions of last.fm plays? Who is the most popular Metal band in the universe? Who is filthy rich? Metallica. What have the haters done? Umm... Bitch and whine!

    7 okt 2010 Svara
  • MissNatx3

    A co mi tam... Powiększę tą grupę i uj ! :DDDDD

    5 okt 2010 Svara
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