Another "Greatest Story Ever Told?"
Confessions of a Lunatic Pope is the memoir series of Timothy Bowen, a Pope of Discordianism and High Priest and Ordained Minister of The Church of the Subgenius, author of two poetry collections, and the Discordian Holy Books Voices of Chaos and Jonesboria Discordia, and former front-man for numerous and infamous local bands in the Jonesboro, Arkansas area.
So far, there is already a soundtrack album available, and the first book volume is just about finished.
Do not be fooled into thinking this is your average memoir series. Not only does this experimental book series have one soundtrack so far, but it also utilizes a hyper-modern writing process that allows for immediate feedback, in that each section of the book is posted live on this blog as it's written.
The Divine Impact
This campaign is to help get full distribution for the book Confessions of a Lunatic Pope Volume 1: Soft Spoken Changes Nothing. It will be available in all major stores and online booksellers, as well as be available to public libraries. Seriously, you'll be able to request this book at your local library!! This will help spread the world about alternate religion, Discordianism, Subgeniusism, and my overall awesomeness to a world that may finally be ready for such great things!!
What The World Needs & What an Amazing Future Awaits Us
"Thank You" in the Book: $1
Have your name in print! I will thank everyone who donates even $1 in the "thank you" section of the book!!
Signed Book (US): $10 (International): $20
A signed copy of the book
Signed Soundtrack CD (US): $10 (International): $20
A signed copy of the Soundtrack CD
Signed Book & CD Bundle (US): $15 (International): $30
A signed copy of both the book and the soundtrack CD
My Complete Works Signed (US): $100 (International): $150
I will send you a signed copy of everything I have published so far. This includes both of my poetry books, The Jonesboria Discordia, Voices of Chaos, and Confessions Vol 1, as well as signed CDs of the Confessions Soundtrack AS WELL AS my CD "This is how I Struggle." That's 5 books and 2 CDs!!
BE MY PUBLISHER!!!: $500
For $500 or more, I will list you as the publisher of the book, include your publisher's logo on the book, and ship you 20 copies of the book to do with as you please!
You Can Even Help WITHOUT SPENDING ANY MONEY!!
Don't have a single dollar to donate? Well, LUCKY YOU, there are many ways you can help that cost you NOTHING!
Follow my blog first of all, if you haven't already. Comment on multiple posts. If you use Google+, +1 a few of my posts. If you use Reddit, upvote a few of my posts.
"Like" me on Facebook. Be sure to "share" and "like" the posts on my facebook page.
"Follow me" on Twitter. "Favorite" and "re-tweet" any of my "tweets" about this campaign. Use #LunaticPopeConfessions when re-tweeting.
Subscribe to my Youtube. "Like" and "Favorite" my videos.
Listen to the Soundtrack Album on Bandcamp, Itunes or Spotify.
"Scrobble" some of my songs on Last.fm. Be sure to "tag" and "love" artists and songs.
Post a link to this page on Digg, Stumbleupon, Myspace, LinkedIn, or whatever other website you can think of. Mention it in personal ads on craigslist. Write "A Lunatic Pope Dot Com" on bathroom walls.