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Tell me a great big lie

 
    • kmldee sa...
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    • 23 maj 2010, 20:56
    Santa Claus does NOT exist

  • I don't want to revolutionise the Russian entertainment industry and be assassinated.

  • I am not bored to tears right now.

    • rezozero sa...
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    • 23 maj 2010, 23:23
    im pregnant.

    • [Raderad användare] sa...
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    • 23 maj 2010, 23:28
    I am a lovechild of Mick jagger

  • your supposed "wife" is actually a husband. in addition to this startling news, she is leaving you to run away with a rich german man with a very large schnitzel. also, your children have secretly been working with the FBI planning your assasination.

    I felt obligated to tell you all this and i hope you are greatful as now not only your life, but my life is in danger too.
    May God Be With You ;)

    I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose >.<
  • I don't drink beer...

  • Well... you asked for a great big one, so... here it is.

    Now this is a story
    all about how my life
    got twisted upside down
    and id like to take a minute
    just sit right there
    ill tell you how i became the prince
    of a town called Bel-Air

    In west Philadelphia
    born and raised
    on the playground is where i spent
    most of my days
    chilling out, relaxin
    all maxin out cool
    all shooting some b-ball
    outside of the school
    when a couple of guys
    who were up to no good
    started making trouble in my neighborhood
    i got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    she said your moving
    with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

    i whistled for a cab and when it came near
    the license plate said fresh
    and had dice in the mirror
    if anything i could say that this cab was rare
    but i thought nah, forget it
    yo home to bel-air!

    i-pulled- up to a house around seven or eight
    and i yelled to the cabbie yo homez, smell you later
    I looked at my kingdom i was finally there
    to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air


    Anyways, now I'm a prince. soooooooo... Ya.

  • i love you

    • Grathius sa...
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    • 24 maj 2010, 02:11
    im behind you?

    • Odessius sa...
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    • 24 maj 2010, 03:10
    LOST isn't the greatest show on TV.

    mature yourself,,,,,realism
  • I am not an obsessed, A.D.D., psychopathic, megalomaniac, but my dog is.

  • The Beatles Suck!

    • Deus_X_M sa...
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    • 24 maj 2010, 05:33
    The Eurovision Song Contest is actually a cover for all the "deceased" musicians (such as Elvis, Dio, Jim Morrison etc) to come out and play in front of an audience every once in a while.
    They have to play really shitty music though, 'cause if anyone actually listened and recognized them for their true genius, the whole charade would be all over...
    The only exception to the rule was Lordi and they weren't actually wearing masks, they really look like that. They were doing the old "hiding-in-plain-view" trick after having escaped the Elves in the post-war part of the Battle for Middle Earth.....

    Happy-Few said...
    Why smlie humans?
    Perhaps from the problem is the escape route.Perhaps this nothingness.Who knows?
  • I've never actually listened to music before.

    MourningFall
  • I'm not in love.

    Entrepreneur. Copywriter. Passionate. http://nuvomedia.dk
    • Karilo13 sa...
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    • 24 maj 2010, 09:22

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    Redigerad av hjbardenhagen den 19 dec 2010, 08:34
  • Lady Gaga is a great singer

    witchcraft
    • scrap104 sa...
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    • 24 maj 2010, 09:36
    George W. Bush is the greatest U.S. president ever.

  • i'm dead

    • [Raderad användare] sa...
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    • 24 maj 2010, 11:03
    Coldplay are not bland...

    • [Raderad användare] sa...
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    • 24 maj 2010, 12:04
    Richard Dawkins is an orthodox Jew

    • scrap104 sa...
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    • 24 maj 2010, 16:11
    I shun fancy things like electricity.

  • everybody here is great at making up amazing lies... -_-

    "If you love two people at the same time, choose the second, because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second."
    -Jhonny Depp
    • Deus_X_M sa...
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    • 24 maj 2010, 16:58
    j3sus0fsuburb1a said:
    everybody here is great at making up amazing lies... -_-


    That's sooooo nice of you, you are a wonderful person......

    See what I just did there? Fast huh!

    Happy-Few said...
    Why smlie humans?
    Perhaps from the problem is the escape route.Perhaps this nothingness.Who knows?
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